‘Jurassic World’ TV spot
Looks good. The little riding dinos! Aww!
Best Lines:
“She was designed to be bigger than a T-Rex.”
“Probably not a good idea.”
‘The Brink’ promo
Uh.
‘Stonemouth’ promo
No.
‘Sons Of Liberty’ promo
What?
Best Line:
“These are our streets!”
‘The Chamber’ (1996) promo
No.
‘Changing Lanes’ (2002)
No.
‘Eagle Eye’ (2008) promo
No.
‘Zoolander’ (2001) promo
Ha!
‘The People vs. Larry Flynt’ (1996) promo
Ha!
‘Adaptation’ (2002) promo
Ha.
‘The Night Shift’ promo
No.
‘Survivor’ TV spot
No idea.
I can’t recall a thing about the 1963 ‘The Pink Panther’ or the 1976 ‘The Pink Panther Strikes Again’. The 2005 ‘Green Street’ sucked. I’ve never seen the 1986 ‘Biggles’. ‘The Cable Guy’ (1996) and ‘My Girl’ (1991) and ‘The Bodyguard’ (1992) and ‘The Frighteners’ (1996) are not that good. Also ‘The Road’ (2009) was not the art it thinks it is.
Mint Intense chocolate - divine.
Chocolate Philadelphia - okay.
Fish char grill with lemon, rosemary and thyme - ugh.
Cornish Cove extra mature cheddar - good.
Gluten free Triple Choc Cookies - way too dry.
‘The Sunday Business Post’ Quotes:
“One of his classmates had a chair broken over his head by a teacher.”
“You were a temptation to your grandfather.”
“The food was so awful that a boiled egg would be looked forward to for months.”
“Permanently blighted.”
‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Have dogs that were, like, withering away.”
“I can’t handle the equalness.”
“Found him using heroin in a toilet.”
“Thinkers he has half-understood.”
“Deeply shadowed eyes.”
“More operatic rows.”
“Like eating epileptic cow cud.”
“Bovril-infused lard.”
“The socially and sexually insecure.”
“The worried well.”
“Couldn’t have been more unpleasant.”
“Blew a 40ft crater in their back yard.”
“Obviously upstaged.”
“Designed to expose bitter differences in class, culture, manners and relationships.”
“Like a walking episode of Shameless.”
“The groom was wearing a kilt with no underwear, and he got so drunk that he started flashing on the dance floor. The grandparents were horrified. He then attempted to urinate on the ushers.”
“Looks as if he works in maintenance.”
“You seem, I say, very American.”
“Change the rhythm of their soul.”
“Infuse miracles with a numbness.”
“Modicum of stardom.”
“Twitter begrudging.”
“Stupid, self-absorbed divorce.”
“Decaying dadbods.”
“Actors with stick-on hair.”
“In a conciliatory mood.”
“Hysteria-inducing emotional E numbers.”
“Pains-giving.”
“Deluded entitlement.”
“Hellscape of boredom and airlessness.”
“Increasingly vexed.”
“Buggered if I could do it.”
“Old architraves.”
“Reactivate that middle floor.”
“Bitter and ungenerous and revanchist.”
“A ponderous expression.”
‘The Blacklist’ Quote:
“You’re my sin eater.”
‘Armada’ Quote:
“No second line of defence.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“You are saying they’re wrong.”
“We’re always wrong.”
“He threw me though the wall.”
“You’re smoking dope.”
“I wasn’t on drugs when that happened.”
“Drug taking deadbeat loser.”
“Evil bitch from hell.”
“In jail or in the ground.”
“You gotta help yourself.”
“There is no context in which you can wrap that conversation.”
“I did not squeeze.”
“Now you’re going to listen to me.”
“Non-caring.”
“You guys win.”
“You know nothing of maturity.”
“Were you high when you wrote that?”
“What was your desired effect?”
“Not hate me so much.”
“I was kicked out on my butt, again.”
“Come home with an attitude.”
“I wasn’t on drugs when that happened.”
“Bit incongruent.”
“Piggy bank bandit.”
“Did you pawn the bassinet?”
“You pawned the car.”
“Started a fistfight at her baby shower.”
“You, me and god.”
“Hard to take back stupid.”
“Speak in a quarrelsome way.”
“Evil trash that openly practices BITCH-craft!”
“Running an emotional agenda.”
“Worthless piece of cow dung.”
‘Crisis Of Consciousness’ Quotes:
“Because they rouse! We beat them back to the point where they had no ships, no cities! We crushed them back to the stone age, and in seven hundred years they have pulled themselves back to the warp age.”
“But refused to dignify them with what they’d called themselves.”
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Caught up on some ‘Neighbours’: Brad and his frat boy haircut spends the night with Lauren. Amber is a ho and doesn’t know if Josh or Daniel fathered her unborn child. The ho-ing is genetic. Lauren doesn’t seem to care that Matt is dead. Lauren does the walk of shame and is seen by Susan. Brad justifies his awfulness. Lauren wants to steal Brad and screams at Susan and stumbles over her lines. Lauren yells about Matt, oh shut up - you've been trying to steal Brad for months.
Best Line:
“You’re hot. I’m hot.”