“The last group worth listening to was Santana.”
“They said you escaped from prison.”
“Mom doesn’t like you anymore.”
“You always lie to me.”
Barry and co have no concern for Eddie. Iris is infuriating with her emotional adultery and lack of personal responsibility. Barry is stupid and wants to send the metahumans to Lian Yu. What gives him the right? There is not enough fake Wells in this. Barry is arrogant and this episode was incommodious. Eddie is sick of Iris and her drama. Captain Cold just wanders into STAR labs and Joe won't stop yelling while Barry has no accountability.
There is bad acting and Barry does more stupid crap. Golden Glider calls Snow uptight. I’d rather be watching ‘Angel Flight Down’. There is a ‘Green Lantern’ reference. The metahumans escape and things degenerate. Captain Cold betrays Barry and this was neither subtle nor entertaining. Barry has no abjection contrition or ethically based decision making. Everything he does has proved disastrous. Fake Wells lurks. Oliver and Firestorm show up for no reason. How did Oliver get there?
Fake Wells’ suit comes out of his ring. There is a ridiculously stupid fight. How did Oliver have an anti Reverse-Flash arrow? This was terrible. Oliver lives to be 86 apparently. Fake Wells takes a fall onto a car. Ouch. Maybe he’s just lulling them. Barry is childish. This was dumbed down, infantilised and not challenging.
“I do and it is.”
“What is wrong with you?”
“You couldn’t even die right.”
“Some lunatic from the future.”
“You see me as the villain.”
“Oh, I can’t?”
“I got you.”
A nasty werewolf is a sexist bully to his sister Violet. Ennis finds his dead cop’s father silver ammo. There is a monster nightclub and Ennis has a cop pal who keeps secrets. David a shifter is nonchalant and a horrible controlling git. He and Violet have a doomed love. The women in this episode are either disposable, absent or irritating annoying obstructions. There is bad diction, stupid fake werewolf teeth and murder. Sam still can’t act, Ennis decides to become a hunter and then his dead daddy calls. This was horrible in every way.
“Keep our blood pure.”
“Monster mob situation.”
“We don’t pay you for maybe.”
“What’s with NRA Christmas in here?”
“You’re out. Stay out.”
“Your job is to be pretty and silent.”
“We don’t matter.”
“Godfather with fangs.”
“Won’t the doggies be mad?”
“She was in the way.”
“I only see one monster here.”
Jack and Emily boff in Victoria‘s dead mother‘s bed. Somehow Jack overlooks the whole fake Amanda marriage thing and she has forgotten Aiden. An assassin named White Gold (Courtney Love) lurks being inept. White Gold’s stunt double fights people. Louise helps Emily for no clear reason. French chick is menaced by Nolan and shrieks and blubbers. French chick decides to take responsibility. Victoria is smug and finally dies. Emily is shot, again.
None of this makes any sense. Charlotte resurfaces. David dies of the dying in ridic fashion. Emily decimated the Grayson clan but Charlotte doesn’t seem to mind. Jack and Emily marry and Jack’s mother (Gail O’Grady) attends along with Jack’s oft forgotten son Carl Jnr. Emily’s dress is ugly. At the reception Jack recalls Declan, real Emily (you know his murdered first wife), Carl Snr, Aiden, Ben and David. Does anyone recall Frank? Nolan gives Jack a new Sammy. Jack and Emily sail off and Nolan is tasked to help a new revenge quest. This was good, ridiculous but good.
“In rehab, again.”
“Cruel loathsome bitch.”
“Emily is coming for us.”
“Where will you go?”
“You in danger girl!”
“You die slower.”
“Far from innocent.”
“Amanda Clarke said you could help me.”