‘Flesh and Bone’ trailer
Ballet school, chair throwing, screaming, dancing and it seems to be ‘Center Stage’ on TV.
Best Lines:
“My little debutante.”
“Frigid small town virgin!”
“Get out of my sight!”
‘The Last Witch’ trailer
Vin Diesel is immortal and fights witches. Mmmm.
Best Lines:
“The war between our world and the next.”
“What your kind never understand.”
‘The Game’ 1x02 promo
I’m there.
‘Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell’ promo
No.
Best Line:
“You have opened a door to hell!”
RIP Keith Harris.
I am reading ‘Mall Purchase Night’.
I won’t read ‘Vanishing Girls’.
I will review ‘Unravelling Oliver’.
‘Revenge’ cancelled, finally.
I love the smell of Hypnotic Poison.
Chocolate Gianduia with Hazelnuts - divine.
I love a steak sandwich.
Rose candy - ugh.
Lily of the valley tea - ugh.
Gluten free Ciabatta rolls - nice.
Fondue - yum.
Cronut - okay.
Peppermint tea - very good.
Wheat free dairy free Rye Sourdough bread - yum.
Sage & Thyme toothpaste - nice.
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“A joke of a wedding.”
“I was chased into my kitchen by my father in law.”
“You have defiled our daughter.”
“He has people.”
“Wasn’t given to him, he took her.”
“I’m not sorry I did it.”
“A fist fight into the kitchen.”
“Want the marriage shut down.”
“Yeah. Laugh at that one.”
“Have you read the law?”
“You outta be out of that.”
“Laugh all you want.”
“Set the example in the home.”
‘Thunderbirds Are Go’ Quotes:
“You said you were one of us!”
“I say a lot of things, I don’t always mean them.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers.”
“They just look like posh farmers with banjos to me.”
“The Ottoman Empire was effectively reduced to those parts of Central Anatolia that nobody else wanted.”
“Invalidating them and their right to speak.”
‘Mall Purchase Night’ Quote:
“Cyril Heathercoate took his banishment in good stead. In his career, he had been thrown out of Buckingham Palace, KGB headquarters in Moscow, dozens of hotels and restaurants and perhaps a hundred private homes and was persona non grata in two sovereign nations.”
‘Blackadder III’ Quotes:
“Bloody little poor person!”
“Murdering rotter!”
“Disease and deprivation stalk our land like two giant stalking things.”
“Sod the proles!”
“Methinks tis time to hack the Prince to death.”
‘Atlantis’ Quotes:
“How many?”
“Too many.”
‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“The very abomination of desolation.”
“Here he festered.”
“Then she took a thousand pages of his final manuscript and burned them.”
“Not only did he include the dirty bits, he embellished them.”
“Degenerate cultural lives.”
“Alarmingly prolonged.”
“Decreased respect for Great Books-type learning.”
“Morally engaged.”
“Degrade a society from within.”
“An undercurrent of apologia.”
“Insoluble tensions of family.”
“This ghastly atmosphere.”
“Monstrously self-absorbed.”
“Aggressively adequate.”
“Eerily unknowable.”
“Hands so safe they could sterilise milk.”
“Odious suburban teens.”
“Leaving a disdainful wake behind him.”
“Lingering pathos.”
Films I Don’t Like: ‘Coming To America’, ‘The Virgin Spring’, the original ‘Hills Have Eyes’ and the remake, ‘Stranger In Our House’, ‘Deadly Friend’, ‘Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors’, ‘The Serpent And the Rainbow’, ‘Shocker’, ‘The People Under The Stairs’, ‘Wes Craven’s New Nightmare’ and the 1999 ‘Carnival Of Souls’ remake.
A Film I Sort Of Liked: the 2012 ‘Dredd’.