‘The Flash’ 1x20 promo
Barry yells and glowers accusingly.
‘Doomsday’ trailer
There was a virus in 2008 leading to a section of the UK being sealed off as a plague zone. Now in 2033 the virus is back. A team goes behind the wall to look for survivors and a cure. Bob Hoskins stars in this terrible film that is a homage to even more terrible 80s movies.
Best Line:
“They started this fire. They can burn in it.”
‘The Prestige’ trailer
Duelling magicians, crazy people and this was a good trailer but a bad film.
Best Lines:
“I know what you really are.”
“No more secrets.”
‘The Impossible’ promo
No.
‘Scary Movie’ trailer
Hee, all the best parts are in this.
‘Scream 3’ trailer
It wasn’t the final act and this wasn’t a good trailer.
Best Line:
“In the third one, all bets are off.”
‘Scream 2’ trailer
The freaked out psycho is back.
Best Lines:
“History repeats itself.”
“Manson, Bundy, OJ.”
‘Another World’ opening credits
90s hair! 90s hair!
Will ‘Profit’ ever be rebooted? It’s his name. It’s his business. It’s his obsession.
Anyone recall ‘Robin Of Sherwood’?
‘The Goldbergs’ isn’t funny.
‘Bad Teacher’ is a sitcom now?
The ‘Jurassic World’ poster looks great as does the ‘Scream Queens’.
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“The house is like a war zone.”
“Everyone hurts everyone.”
“Doing wrong things.”
“Is she having sex with a 47 year old?”
“I hope not.”
“We all just hate you.”
“Go kill yourself you loser.”
“Terroristic threats.”
“But nobody does!”
“Over 2000 death threats.”
“The shovel fight.”
“Her mom threatened me at a restaurant.”
“I don’t regret it a bit.”
“I hope people hate you.”
“Do you think that’s appropriate?”
“Mature adult response.”
“Seeking male attention.”
‘The Goldbergs’ Quotes:
“You happened! You happened!”
“The cop was obviously over-reacting. It was obviously a flare gun.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“My snow flecked grave mourned by no man.”
‘Charmed’ Quotes:
“I didn’t fail! He did!”
“What the hell was that?”
“I think you just answered your own question.”
‘Bones’ Quotes:
“Disgusting creature lessons.”
“Nice sized piece of liver here.”
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On ‘Neighbours’: Paige bullies Imogen. Paul is dying or is he? Bailey rants.
Best Lines:
“Some stupid hippie!”
“Get lost.”
“How dare she come here?”
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Cleared out a 1998 tape. It began with the 1988 movie ‘Waxwork’ which was bad, then there was a ‘The Pretender’ ep ‘Exposed’ in which Jarod pretends to be a fashion photographer and dresses like a 90s dickhead. A stalker lurks. Miss Parker meets the man who could be her real dad. I cared not.
Then there was a ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep ‘The Deliverer’ in which Xena saves some people who in a ‘twist’ turn out to be bad. Xena and her gang head to Britannia to fight Caesar and met Boudicca. The tracking is off. There is bad acting, bad fight scenes and Caesar lurks like a sex offender. Gabrielle kills someone, Dahak worshippers pop up, there is ominous Latin chanting, Xena demolishes a temple thus creating Stonehenge. This was bad.
Best Lines:
“Caesar himself will rest laurels on my head.”
“Ha! If you still have one.”
“This is not the one god of the Israelites.”
“No, that one will be taken care of in due time.”