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Trailers, Quotes and a 1999 Tape Tale

Batman vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ trailer
Is Superman bad? Is Superman being worshipped? Batman looks angry and like a roid user. Alfred. Looks good.

Best Lines:
“Devils don’t come from hell beneath us. No, they come from the sky.”

“Turns good men cruel.”

“Tell me. Do you bleed? You will.”

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ trailer
Chewbacca, a geriatric Han, Darth Vader’s rotting mask, Stormtroopers, Sith, a crashed star destroyer and all the lore. Does Luke have a child? Am interested.

Best Line:
“The force is strong in my family.”

‘The Gallows’ teaser
Stop blubbering and look behind you!

‘The Enfield Haunting’ promo
Looks good.

Best Line:
“This is a house of death, for you.”

‘Ballot Monkeys’ promo
No.

‘Titus’ promo
Hee!

‘The Game’ promo
This BBC drama looks good.

The C Word’ promo
No.

‘Tatau’ promo
What?

‘Breakfast With Scot’ (2007) trailer
Dr Wells from ‘The Flash’ is an ice hockey playing closet case lumbered with a kid. Looks cute.

Best Lines:
“Protect the face.”

“I am a hobo!”

‘Fear Itself’ opening credits
Naff.

‘Hot Tube Time Machine 2’ sounds crap.

The ‘Sacraments Of Fire’ cover is great.

I’m avoiding ‘Hollyoaks’, because Ste is pining over Brendan the abuser while treating John-Paul in appalling fashion and ignoring dead Doug.

Made gluten-free chocolate cupcakes and they were okay.
Guacamole and gluten free oatcakes - yum.

Rosewater bath gel is nice.

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Get your drink on panty less.”

“Yes, bitch.”

“I don’t want to know you.”

“You’re poison to me.”

“Running around with no underwear.”

“Got caught sneaking drugs.”

“Roll your eyes all you want, that’s all you ever do.”

“I’ve never got any credit.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quote:
“I’m the bum of the future.”

‘Game Of Thrones’ Quote:
“All just spokes on a wheel...I’m going to break the wheel.”

‘The Last Castle’ Quotes:
“They are the enemy.”

“Sick and becoming pathetic.”

“Careful in your word choice.”

‘Breaking Bad’ Quote:
“I am not in danger. I am the danger.”

‘Bad Teacher’ Quote:
“Incredibly very bad.”

‘Marry Me’ Quotes:
“We have a landline? I always thought that was a hipster cookie jar.”

“Stop staring hungry Barbie.”

“Made me dead.”

“Pretty grieve-y.”

“So sub par and childlike.”

“This naked guy with you?”

“Some cry-heaving to do in the bathroom.”

“They’re having a tough day. The toner didn’t come in.”

“He’s scared of power points.”

“You’re mourning wrong.”

‘The Tomorrow People’ Quotes:
“Something went wrong.”

“This dank hovel.”

“Do what needs to be done.”

“Your paranormal sidepiece.”

“Another is negligence.”

“Not our most creative moment.”

“Newsflash Hannibal Lecter!”

‘Atlantis’ Quote:
“She will fall because of him.”

‘Prometheus’ Quotes:
“That’s why they call it a thesis doctor.”

“May I rest in peace.”

“Shared no contact with one another and yet.”

“It’s what I choose to believe.”

“Anything Miss Vickers would need to survive in a hostile environment.”

“Please verbally state the nature of your injury.”

“Nothing but scribblings of savages living in dirty little caves.”

“Is there an agenda?”

“Paid a trillion dollars.”

‘In Fear’ Quotes:
“Bring some friends, if you have any.”

“I think I counted 12 men, 7 dogs, no women.”

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Cleared out a 1999 tape. It began with a ‘Hercules The Legendary Journeys’ ep ‘Stranger In A Strange World’. Iolaus ends up in an alternate world. There are 90s SFX, bad tracking, idiot comedy and the sound is wrong. Alternate Hercules is a heartless psycho and beats up Iolaus a lot while plotting to marry alternate Aphrodite. There is bad acting, alternate Xena is a nympho, alternate Iolaus is annoying, alternate Ares is the God of Love and alternate Joxer bores. Alternate Gabrielle also bores. There is a cake fight and this was dull.

Best Lines:
“You are insane.”
“Thank you.”

“Disappointed!”

“About old Zeus, is it true he throws those thunderbolts because they’re he only thing about him big and stiff? Well, is it?”

Then came a season 3 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Choices’. Tracking is way off. Buffy should have gone to Northwestern University instead of hanging around Sunnydale. Xander is an underachieving ape. The gang don’t care about Cordelia. Wesley tantrums, Willow is captured and the Mayor points out the inevitable obvious end of the B/A love fest. Something Buffy ignores while screwing Spike. This was dull. Things are bad for Cordelia but nobody notices. This was slow.

Best Line:
“It’s way too late.”

Then came a ‘Vengeance Unlimited’ ep ‘Confidence’. In which a con artist cons and Mr Chapel growls. This was dull and murky.

Finally there was another season 3 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘The Prom’ in which Anya asks Xander to prom, there is much B/A angst, Xander bullies Cordelia, there is bad acting and tracking. Hellhounds are made to watch videotapes of such movies as ‘The Club’, ‘Carrie’, ‘Prom Night’ and ‘Prom Night IV’ so they’ll go psycho at the prom. The hellhounds are obviously men in dog suits. The prom gear is all ill-fitting, the music is bad and Buffy gets a Class Protector award. Boring!

Best Lines:
“Are you a happy Xander now?”

“I can’t stay home because we no longer have one.”

“I’m a nametag person!”

“Incompetent maladjust.”

“Zombies! Hyena people! Snyder!”
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