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3 Movie Reviews

There’s Nothing Out There (1991)
Opens in a video store and the camera swings wildly as there is screaming and flying videotape. It’s all a dream and then the dreamer awakens and dies anyway with her frosted lipstick and bad acting on full display. Sets the tone for this crap movie.

Best Line:
“I’m alive and awake.”

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The Transporter (2002)
Dull.

Creepshow (1982)
Lame.
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