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Trailers, Quotes and a 2002 Tape Tale

‘Gotham’ promo
Ed goes bad, Gordon mutters, Penguin plots and did Bruce punch Alfred?

‘Far From Home’ (1989) trailer
A motel, Drew Barrymore, creepy boys and death. Looks okay.

Best Line:
“Teenage psycho killer!”

‘The Enfield Haunting’ trailer
A 3 part drama on the infamous 1977 haunting.

‘Poison Ivy’ (1992) trailer
This stars Drew Barrymore, Sara Gilbert, Tom Skerritt and Cheryl Ladd. A lonely girl (Gilbert) is befriended by cheap tramp Ivy (Barrymore). Ivy seduces the dad and gets rid of mom. Ivy is no class psycho trash. Cue a car crash, bad acting, red lipstick and people going splat.

Best Lines:
“Everyone hates me too. Wanna come over?”

“Till death.”

“Care for anything?”

“We can all be a family.”

While We’re Young’ TV spot
No.

‘The Goldbergs’ promo
Ha!

Best Line:
“Your face is embarrassing!”

Breaking Dawn part 2’ promo
Horrible.

‘Supernatural’ season 9 promo
Breathtakingly, nonchalantly horrible.

‘Madam Secretary’ promo
No.

‘The Flash’ 1x18 promo
Mmmmm.

‘Love, Lies and Murder’ (1991) promo
Clancy Brown, Sheryl Lee and Moira Kelly star in this true crime miniseries based on the Linda Brown murder case.

Best Lines:
“Just do what I say.”

“Prove to me that you love me.”

“I can’t go to jail!”

‘Mad Men’ promo
The clothes, eeeww!

Gluten free, wheat free and egg free pizza - okay.
Gluten free vanilla fudge - okay.
Gluten free, wheat free, egg free shortbread - dry but okay.
Rose wine - okay.
Curry and gluten free naan bread - okay.
Sour Apple Laffy Taffy - okay.

Sky1’s 2016 show ‘Lucky Man’ sounds ridiculous.

Can’t Ben & Jerry’s do gluten free ice-cream?

WTF is up with Nicholas Brendon? Ever since ‘Buffy’ ended he has changed so much and not for the better.

I will review ‘The Enfield Haunting’.

I am reading ‘Uncertain Logic’.

I will not review ‘Angel & Faith’ issue 10x13.

‘Frozen’ Quote:
“Here I stand. And here I’ll stay.”

Raised By Wolves’ Quotes:
“Bring a box of TB.”

“I might as well bash them out with a spade.”

“I’d cough but that reflex died years ago.”

“Stay out of the sun! Shade is free.”

“There will be fumes you know.”

“That’s where mum sits when she’s keeping an eye on the bin men.”

“Lady Hagrid, girl Russell Brand, Fat Winehouse.”

“She’s had experience of things that happen beyond the post-box.”

“Last time I approached him, he threw a dog at me.”

“He could be asking her for directions!”
“Yeah. To her vagina.”

“Lure him away with your lurid hair.”

“Her chocolate hostages.”

“She called Yoko a bitch, on Christmas Day.”

“That’s Rickets taken care of.”

“Manky-holed creature.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“There are holes in the walls, everything has been smashed and thrown around.”

“So imperious, so presumptuous.”

“So circumscribed by male fear.”

“Underserved.”

“Sweaty pustule of ignorance.”

“Bruised lyricism.”

“Well beyond hate to indifference.”

“Unusually distrait.”

“In all its embarrassing glory with used condoms, dirty underwear and empty bottles of alcohol strewn across the crumpled stained sheets after she stayed in it for days following the breakdown of a relationship.”

“Dignity and honour.”

“Aficionado.”

“Suck all the joy out of everything.”

“Too much aggression and unkindness around.”

“A very calculated signal.”

“Reflective and defiant.”

“Narcissistic, paranoid, psychopathic and engaged in a cynical attempt to block action.”

“Obfuscation and dissimulation.”

“Stop frustrating ambition.”

“Ebullient confidence.”

“Unpalatable views.”

“Ugly logic.”

“Uses the phrase “fair dinkum” entirely unironically.”

“Intensive, immersive preparation for a role.”

“We’re not supposed to lock ourselves and become an icon.”

“A certain opinion about that level of vanity.”

“Fearsome public image.”

“Giving over time to the contemplation of what you’re going to do.”

“Gets in a brawl with a businessman in a London restaurant, the latter punch-up apparently necessitating the intervention of Ross Kemp.”

“Masks deeper sensitivities.”

“Does sound a bit disturbing in other ways.”

“On the receiving end of repeated nuisance calls from, of all people, Michael Jackson.”

“Very concentrated tertiary-education.”

“I put on makeup for a living.”

“His criticism of me and our relationship has got worse.”

“He doesn’t feel valued.”

“Hypersensitive and react excessively.”

“Hyposensitive.”

“Sing chipmunk pop songs.”

“A barrage of bottles of urine.”

“’Die!’ Yes, I will!”

“A band people were chucking bottles of piss at.”

“Mass booing and urine-filled missiles.”

“Telling us how hardcore we were.”

“Someone threw a wheelchair.”

“Enough to damage someone’s sanity.”

“We’d end at, like, a drag show.”

“New age bollocks.”

“Any gastrointestinal catastrophe.”

“Born with important bits missing.”

“Fictionalisation.”

“Vanquished nevertheless.”

‘Supernatural’ Quotes:
“Looks like we’ve got a wiener!”

“Like hell you did Jabba!”

“No chipmunking allowed! Swallow or you’re disqualified!”

‘Revenge’ Quote:
“She duped a dying man out of millions. My millions!”

The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Didn’t return on the night in question after he hit her over the head with a hatchet.”

“Smashed a neighbour’s front window with a samurai sword. He climbed through the window into the living room and told a man and woman, ‘sorry, wrong house’. He then climbed back out through the window. However, he dropped the samurai sword and shouted through the window to the couple to return the weapon to him, which they did.”

‘Mystery Science Theater 300: The Movie’ Quote:
“Shatner, Shatner, no doesn’t look like he’s in this one. We’re safe.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I feel like a horrible person.”

“Does your husband know about this?”
“No.”

“Stop using deception in your life.”

“Had an emotional affair under an assumed name. Three times.”

“You little tramp.”

“A few mental health issues.”

“Just weird. Weird.”

“Likes the drama.”

“Or ever will be true.”

“Saying these slanderous things.”

“In any capacity whatsoever.”

‘Grosse Pointe’ Quotes:
“Dawson’s going to hell to save Joey’s soul. Then he gets her back and realises he doesn’t like her.”

“Becky goes Buffy.”

“On The W-Boo!”

~
Cleared out a 2002 tape. There was a ‘The Pretender’ ep ‘PTB’ which had outdated technology and bad tracking. Then came another ‘The Pretender’ ep ‘Wake Up’ in which Miss Parker brooded. Then came a season 6 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Wrecked’ in which Amy and Willow tripped on dark magicks. Also Spike and Buffy had the morning after their tryst. Cue post coital sneering.

Finally there was a season 3 ‘Angel’ ep ‘Quickening’ in which nasty judgemental Holtz (Keith Szarabajka) wants revenge on Angel and Darla for killing his family. Darla’s knocked up with a pillow baby and goes into labour. A sneaky Wolfram and Hart guy does stuff as Lila and Gavin (Daniel Dae Kim) plot. This was disjointed and nobody acts with any objective reason. I feel baffled contempt for this ep.

Best Lines:
“Empires have risen and fallen. Mankind has harnessed the power of the sun, walked on the moon and turned arid deserts into fields of green.”

“Or to speak to or worship Master Tarfall Underlord Of Pain. Press 3.”

“You can set baby’s cage next to mammas.”

“Get a hose. I’m afraid there might be some blood.”
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