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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘The Flash’ villains look ahead trailer
Another Rogue, Mark Hamill, Weather Wizard and Wells. Yum.

Animal’ (2014) trailer
Morons in the woods and there’s something out there! I’m game.

Best Line:
“Oh my god! Is that what my hair looks like?”

‘Seventh Son’ TV spot
No.

‘The Ark’ promo
The BBC does Noah. Maybe.

‘Raised By Wolves’ promo
Inadequate parenting is funny!

The Flash’ trailer
Wells, Barry, Laurel, Ray, Grodd and Eddie acts out. WTF is up with him and Wells? What????

Best Lines:
“Something’s chasing me.”

“I know what you’re thinking.”

“This is mad freaky.”

‘Arrow’ trailer
Ray v Oliver. Ra’s has Lance. Then Lance is in the Arrowcave. WTF?!?!

There is going to be a TV version of ‘The Watch’?

I won’t bother with ‘Cthulhu Cymraeg’.

I am reading ‘The Poison Apples’.

Lemon cheesecake - ugh.
Mini quiches - okay.
Cocktail sausages - yum.
Chicken tortilla - ugh.
Mini baguette - yum.
Gluten free Dairy free marshmallow heart - ugh.
Potato croquettes - ugh.
Orange chocolate brownie - too dry.

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“You’re drinking hand sanitizer.”

“Why do you hate these people?”

“Two failed marriages, a DUI.”

“Lay in a coma for 2 weeks.”

“140 proof.”

“It’s disgusting and weird.”

“She calls everybody bitches, whores.”

“I think 6 months is optimistic.”

“A blood clot in her head.”

“I need your mouth to be quiet.”

“You cause chaos.”

“Get rid of these damn people.”

“Meeting strange men on dates.”

“Before dark today.”

“Drunk on vanilla extract.”

“Drunk on your ass.”

“Emotional extortion.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Bad, bad, bad.”

“Twitchfork mobs.”

“A mob had formed and it wanted answers, preferably written in blood.”

“Full of beard-hairs and coffee.”

“So that people don’t start thinking that we are a bad family.”

“Butter conditioner.”

“Tweedy silliness.”

“Cultural memory was so short.”

“A paranoid alcoholic.”

“Dutch tilt.”

“Jagged expressionism.”

“Emotional embarrassment.”

“Hopeless fantasist.”

“Terminally perturbed.”

“Before his first bust-up in a lavatory.”

“Smashes people’s heads over urinals.”

“Misery and mud, and festering.”

“Alienated Male Narrator.”

“His own groomer and stylist flown in from LA.”

“Makes no non-metropolitan male programmes.”

“A mission to guide, nudge and encourage society to be better.”

“Expunge contrary or unsuitable views.”

“Dalston micro-hovels.”

“Huge fat-repelling underwear.”

“Begging with a gimmick.”

“The reject bin is filling up quickly with imperfect sarnies.”

“Optical sorters.”

“If you don’t de-nest.”

“Wanton, gagging for it, or vacuous. We’re either coming on a window pane or laughing at salads.”

‘The Sunday Telegraph’ Quotes:
“Foul as it is, hell itself is made fouler by the presence of King John.”

“We have no interviewing in England.”

“Inconsiderate driving.”

“Cabin crew failed to contain the pungent odour.”

“Unwilling to challenge.”

“Accused of stealing a volume of Encyclopaedia Britannica.”

“All smarmy.”

“He smelt something terrible.”

“Free to go out with her dog and ferret that very day if she wanted.”

“I loathed the sordid squalor.”

“The pointless foul-mouthed rages.”

“Being particularly poisonous.”

“I became weary of locating whiskey bottles hidden in cisterns.”

“Epistemological and existential implications.”

“Somewhat uncongenial approach to parenting.”

“Rave-wear.”

“Nation’s opprobrium.”

“The ill-restaurant threshold will be barred by a scowling crone.”

“PC-crazed clique of metro-liberal zealots.”

“Indelicate opinion sanitised.”

“Only the BBC could treat its most popular show as a guilt burden and its presenter as an embarrassment.”

“Fatally presumptuous.”

“Or is there something distinctly sinister about this?”

“Resplendent in skin-tight white jeans.”

“Messianic approach.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“So I don’t have to display facial expressions.”

“It’s called moisture.”

“Rot in hell, you old buzzard.”

“My doctor says I’m not allowed to imagine.”

“For naught!”

“You have those feelings too?”
“Of course not.”

“Not on my carpet!”

“E-pression!”

“One pooped out your ear.”

“Sky pies are lie pies.”

“Musk lives!”

“The flat emotionless way you talk.”

“Tell my luggage to self pack.”

“Our town will never forgive you.”

“Won’t be as grim as all our movies forecast?”

‘Raised By Wolves’ Quotes:
“It’s a pikey on a bikey!”

“You bummers!”

“You’ve got the posture of a victim.”

“No wonder Lance Armstrong took all those drugs.”

“How not to starve to death. We are a truckers strike away from empty shelves in Tesco and hand to hand fighting over the last potato.”

“You’ve eaten gravel before now.”

“Let’s do some parenting then.”

“Retract that.”

“The Aisle of Shame.”

“A small mattress in your pants.”

“My lady mouse hole.”

“Five drops is ‘Carrie’.”

“Knickers off love.”

“Ginger balls.”

“Your jam rags.”

“They blot her voice out.”
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