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4 Movie Reviews

Suburban Commando (1991)
A space peacekeeper (pro-wrestler Hulk Hogan) ends up living with a family of wimps led by the patriarch (Christopher Lloyd). He punches a mime and fights evil (pro-wrestler The Undertaker). Mildly amusing.

Best Line:
“What are you nuts? This is the 90s. We’re gonna sue you!”

The Affair Of The Necklace (2001)
A wildly inaccurate take on a notorious incident in pre-revolutionary France.

Sidekicks (1992)
An asthmatic nerd (the late Jonathan Brandis) has daydreams about doing heroics with Chuck Norris. Okay.

Michael Collins (1996)
Inaccurate bio-pic.
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