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‘Spongebob: Sponge Out Of Water’ TV spot

‘Home’ TV spot

‘Get Him To The Greek’ promo
Oh piss off.

The ancient city of Hatra that featured in 1973’s ‘The Exorcist’ has been destroyed.

‘American Crime’ was terrible: “They pretty much look like they’re dead.

The guy who played Pete Russo in ‘House of Cards’ was in ‘Salt’!

I am reading ‘Night School: Fracture’.

‘Star Trek’ Quotes:
“I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”

“It’s his revenge for all those arguments he lost!”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“May or my not be complicit in the backlash.”

“Chilling force to the casual judgements.”

“Crashing rudeness.”

“The egotistical glory.”

“Cheesily keen on the role’s flashy side - driving a sports car and losing his temper explosively.”

“Hell followed.”

“Irony klaxon.”

“Refused to feel ashamed.”


“Moral guilt.”

“Always wearing little neck scarves?”

“To vomit on the street? No, no, no.”

“Some mammoth sex party.”

“Unaccompanied lingering.”

“We’ve developing a hat line for it.”


“I really don’t know why chefs are so fond of those abominations.”

“A smouldering shoot.”

“A come-and-get-me pose.”

“Falls out with lots of people.”

“She found out too late when the guys in jumpsuits came to collect the televsion."

“So we abandoned her right back.”

“Manage this for me.”

“Her actual hair is thin. It hasn’t seen oxygen or light for 50 years.”

“Dingy little house.”

“Grasping, difficult and rude.”

“She stank.”

“Wore ghastly clothes.”

“A ripped sirloin of a person.”

“My bones might fuse together.”

“No one knows what they’re using.”

“Food that is knowingly repellent.”

“Just to see if you’re Viking enough.”

“With the texture of a canal-dredged corpse.”

“The Byron of the hob.”

“A mouth as sensitive as a sturgeon’s cloaca.”

“An aged Spanish cow.”

“You need your teeth for this.”

“Baroque, bovine cow death.”

“Deeply upsetting.”

“Man rubs your nuts for security reasons.”

“Villages separated from one another by an ocean of wolves, methane and nothing else.”

“Resulted from the sexual congress of an ape and a sad dog.”

“A cathedral which seemed to be filled with geese, for some reason.”

‘The Simpsons Movie’ Quote:
“I was elected to lead, not to read.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“When in doubt, put it out.”

“That would explain a lot.”

“They never, ever will.”

“It’s such a big ass.”

“Atoms go boom.”

“Son, look over there!”

“Stacked parking.”

“Look at all those hobo signs.”

“My headbone hurts.”

“The Great Gulp-o.”

“Dinner theatre strong.”

“Gross! Weird! Complicated!”

“Oh god, no.”

Bloated corpse under the water.”

“Sven Golly.”

“Emotionally dealing with that all week.”

‘The Tommy Knockers’ Quotes:
“He was having a seizure of projectile vomiting. This was not considered a sign of good health in medical circles.”

“It’s just a place where things get stored. Usually not live things. Attics can be cold, dark places.”

“It wasn’t anywhere anyone would want to go.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Self proclaimed rednecks.”

“Blatantly lie to them.”

“Aggressed against.”

“He never done it to another girl.”

“To challenge your parenthood of your children.”

“No. I don’t do that.”

“That transpired.”

“Arrested for stealing a handgun.”

“In jail again now.”

“Three in jail.”

“Convicted of robbing campsites.”

“All four of them have been in jail.”

“Not on you.”

“Uncle Poodle.”
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