epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Movie Reviews: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter + 2 others

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
The butterface 16th POTUS spent his shirtless youth hunting the undead who masquerade as slavers. This was crap steam punk with bad CGI and women being stuffed into refrigerators. Honest Abe kills vampires super secretly with his axe-gun and this was played super straight.

Best Lines:
“Myths don’t beat you senseless.”

“Cleary you don’t hate him that much.”

Romy And Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
This lame chick flick stars Mira Sorvino, Lisa Kudrow, Janeane Garofalo and Alan Cummings. It has a soundtrack of naff 80s music, bad jokes, dream sequences, imagine spots and a dance off. Avoid.

Playing For Time (1980)
A dull tale of moral horror and an orchestra.
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