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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘San Andreas’ teaser trailer
Dwayne Johnson, piano music, a quake and a cover of ‘California Dreamin’. Looks a tired yawner.

Best Line:
“You need to get out and I mean now.”

‘Pretty Smart’ (1987) trailer
I ADORE this trailer, it’s a shame the film is so terrible. They couldn’t take it at home, so they’re taking it aboard. To a Greek finishing school where you’re either high class or lower life. Where old world meets new wave. Where you don’t make it, you live it.

Best Lines:
“Cool is the rule.”

“I never want to see that outfit again.”

“How stupid do you think we are?”
“Well.”

‘Horns’ trailer
Joe Hill’s novel is adapted, looks ignoble.

‘See No Evil 2’ trailer
People mock the body of psycho killer Jacob Goodnight (played by pro wrestler Kane), sadly he’s not so dead and two scream queens run from his dry malevolence.

Best Line:
“We really pissed him off!”

‘Indian Summers’ 1x03 promo
No.

Best Line:
“You are British propaganda!”

Saw the photo of Jason Momoa as Aqua man - he looks badass.

I loved the 1975 - 1979 ‘Wonder Woman’ series, my cousins and I watched it when we were kids.

Zesty Lime choc - yum.

Saw an old ‘She-Ra: Princess of Power’ catalogue. Enchanta the flying swan looked cute. The Crystal Falls looked nice. She-Ra’s cutest friends include Flutterina, Glimmer, Sweetbee and Peekablue. The cutest enemy was Entrapa. Catra’s cat Clawdeen was gorgeous!

I recall the old ‘My Guy’ comic which had photo stories. The most memorable was ‘Remember Me This Way’ which was all 80s perms and the revenge of school joke Laura. The self-indulgent bullies locked her in the loo. How? There was a youth club fake date and tape recording and mocking. Dungarees were worn. Laura somehow locks them into a room and burns the house down.

Best Lines:
“I only sweep the floors, make coffee and shampoo people’s hair. I leave the serious stuff to the professionals.”

“No way would you get that sort of stuff in Top Shop.”

“What have you been up to, then?”
“Us? Nothing!”

“What a wally!”

“You don’t believe that do you? You’ve been watching too many late night films.”

“I wonder if she ever did get a boyfriend!”
“Not one with full powers of vision anyway.”

“This door’s locked Yvonne.”
“It can’t be, there’s no lock on it.”

I really dislike ‘City Of Heavenly Fire’.

‘Fangirl’ quote:
“Levi kept not leaving.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quote:
“Just a bunch of dippy friends and faint memories.”

“Man-stink.”

“Bum-obsessed.”

“Started throwing potatoes at Madonna.”

“He was scared he would be raped by a ghost.”

“Stubbing out cigarettes in caviar.”

“Were disgusted and frightened by his filthy “Stonehenge” teeth.”

“Emaciated couture victims.”

“Larded her prose.”

“Basing his ideas so completely on pain and filth.”

“Piss stains.”

“Generally being calm, abstemious and philosophical.”

“Rows, fights, smashed windows, flying furniture.”

“No hotel would have them.”

“A nightmare of tantrums, aborted concerts and a fight.”

“Curiously fusty writing style.”

“The infamous poo tights.”

“Flashing white-powder patches.”

“High-tech HD powder.”

“Awards-season skincare arsenal.”

“Has taken to carrying her own foldable make-up lamp.”

“Pissed-off disdainful intelligence.”

“It’s all about a bespoke eye wardrobe.”

“A lash stylist?”

“Good girls live longer.”

“Sub-orbitally high standards.”

“Sex bark.”

“Mugwort vaginal steaming.”

“It is hard to think of a celebrity who has managed to irritate more people over an extended period of time.”

“Uncanny faux poshness.”

“Insufferably wet and out of touch.”

“She railed against drunk women.”

“I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”

“The terrible bread and the absence of decent cheese shops.”

“Both for petting and for food.”

“Omni-catastrophe.”

“Even pus cells.”

“Altogether darker prospect.”

“Specifically rejected him.”

“The stain of resentment is never entirely erased.”

“Netflix, one of the exceptions to the rule, spent more on one title, House of Cards, than the entire annual budget of BBC3.”

“Unrelenting upgrades.”

“To cancel the letter of complaint.”

“Designed to prejudge the outcome.”

“Stealing his wife’s underwear from an exterior tumble drier.”

“Isn’t he an awful bollix now?”

“Two wounded prison wardens came staggering out of the gents.”

“Drinking themselves into a coma and starting fist fights.”

“Urinating against the Great Wall.”

“Visibly cringing.”

“Rotten values.”

“This was the only school he had ever known which had its own police helicopter circling overhead at the end of the school day.”

“How to act and what to expect in transit.”

“Gives occasional - and incoherent - sermons.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“You know what you are.”

“God have mercy.”

“Everybody pray.”

“I said pray.”

“Your ugly buck teeth.”

“My mom can’t afford to be fat, she’s an exotic dancer!”

“A Touch Of Class, but the Cl fell off.”
“Son, there never was a Cl.”

“Abort prank.”

“Won the right in their last strike.”

“Owl Haven.”

“Buzzard’s Rest.”

“Poking through!”

“I dare to hope.”

“Even I think this is too far.”

“Skunk Canyon.”

“A ritual dating back to 1986.”

“Safe from any consequences.”

“Keep expectations low.”

“Anarchic free expression.”

“All camping is pointless.”

“We just got a new tent from a guy who just OD-ed!”

“Strip him of his nudity.”

“Help me desert weirdoes!”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Grow a pair and be a man!”

“Your daughter bribed you with cocaine?”

“How does that sound?”

“Do you all drive high?”

“I hate them, they’re disgusting. I’m embarrassed by them.”

“Buying and scoring drugs from homeless people.”

“Her fourth drug related arrest.”

“Selling my ass for drugs.”

“Stolen everything you own.”

“Because you are weak!”

“Really high.”

“A vicious cycle of misery.”

“Robbed my parents’ blind.”

“You don’t know that.”

“I don’t see it that way.”

“This violent incident.”

“Get someone here, now.”

“Stop the witch-hunt.”

“Egomaniac drunk.”

“What’s done in the dark, will come to light.”

“No longer a good guy in my eyes.”

“A Judas.”

“There’s nothing I can do.”

“Family hates us.”

“Which is hateful.”

“That’s fabricated.”

“You can’t deny it.”

“Your friends are on the way.”

“Make pronouncements of what happened.”

“They’re emotional.”

“Everybody has opinions.”

“I know what I don’t know.”

“Death threats that we have received.”

“I’m smelling alcohol.”

“None of that was going on.”

“He took a swing at me.”

“Involved in that belief system.”

“A crock of crap.”

“Very lazy in their investigation or lack thereof.”

“My filter psychologically.”

“An absence of forward thinking.”

“Let that happen.”

“They will never live in your house again.”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Peri’s knocked up by Tom. WHAT? Jason’s boring eating disorder plotline drags on. Joe tracks down Lindsey and reclaims his son. Lindsey the whore of Babylon abandons JJ to run off with Freddie. WHAT? Kim blames Joe. SHUT UP KIM!
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