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Trailers, Quotes and a 2006 Tape Tale

‘Spring’ trailer
An American harasses a woman into dating him. She has secrets and there is body horror. No.

‘The Musketeers’ 2x07 promo
Interesting.

‘V For Vendetta’ (2005) promo
Knife-fu!

Lost’ season 2 promo
Hee, I miss this show.

‘Banished’ promo
BBC2 liberal drone-fest. No.

The reveal of who killed Lucy on ‘Eastenders’ was ludicrous.

I love almond bath oil.

I won’t bother with ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ issue 10x12.

I will review ‘Red Queen’, ‘Jessabelle’ and ‘Those Above’.

I found a stash of expired cough medicine - seriously what were they being stockpiled for? One bottle expired in 2007!

Anyone else recall the ‘Blockbusters’ board game?

Anyone else recall when Lindsey Lohan tried to be a pop star?

Rose Lemonade - good.
Chorizo soup - okay.
Goat's cheese ciabatta - ok.

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“You waste of skin and fat.”

“I’ve been writing creepy letters to that?”

‘Bring Up The Bodies’ Quotes:
“It is well to keep behind her in the hunting field. She is keen and quick but not too accurate. This summer she put a crossbow bolt in a straying cow. And Henry had to pay off the owner.”

“What’s George Boleyn for? That’s a question he asks himself.”

“Dwarf trying to pull her up. Kicked it away.”

“He keeps his promises. Mostly.”

“Some of the acts alleged against her are not fit for discussion among decent people.”

‘Gambit’ Quotes:
“Do not touch my person! You, idiot, give me your boot!”

“Test of skill involving farm animals.”

“You stupid bastard.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“You had lots of medicine there. Why did you fail?”

“Screaming, retching, vomiting.”

“That’s the reason I didn’t die.”

“A plan to check out alone.”

“They wouldn’t believe it, they didn’t believe it.”

“People that he typed with.”

“No one did anything.”

“Why did you not do that?”

“No one would believe or help us.”

“False and irrational statements.”

“This lady is unstable.”

“Were they not prophetic?”

“May have been inadequate.”

“You do not have the right or the moral empowerment.”

“Many atypical features.”

“Almost normal.”

“Absolutely refuted.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Not one for nostalgia.”

“Britpop will never happen again - too many drug addicts, maniacs and people in jeans with long hair, not washing.”

“If you can’t be arsed paying 99p for one of my songs, then I don’t want you to have it.”

“Little fat hairy legs.”

“Inadequately washed underwear.”

“Beware the donkey sized sea gulls that swoop around.”

“Once the unquestioned voice of Middle England.”

“Still embroiled in a costly, seemingly never-ending legal battle.”

“God was about to vomit on them.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Frankie disowns Esther. Jack’s in jail - oh boo hoo! Mercedes, Grace and Joe are all working together to frame Freddie for a non-murder. But in tedious soul-destroying fashion Freddie and Lindsey run off with JJ to parts unknown. Lindsey needs killing. Joe vows to kill Freddie. Lindsey whines about her baby.

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Cleared out a 2006 tape. It began with a ‘Criminal Minds’ ep ‘Broken Mirror’ in which there are identical twin (Elisabeth Harnois) hijinks. This was not arresting or uncompromising. The friendless bozo unsub is hauled off. Yawn.

Then came an ‘Invasion’ ep ‘The Key’ in which the school reopens. Nose job woman’s snotty teen son snots about aliens. Russell menaces the Sheriff. Sulky preggers nut job (Elisabeth Moss) dies and some nutter (James Frain) wanders about. I didn’t care about this, the weird alien pregnancy, the island of mystery, the deaths and I really did not care.

Best Line:
“The Park Ranger who shares children with my wife.”

Then came a ‘Battlestar Galactica’ ep ‘Sacrifice’ in which people party on Cloud 9. Where do they get their supplies? A hostage sitch develops. Billy dies. This was not acerbic or caustic and was without much acclaim despite Dana Delany guest starring.

Best Line:
“It’s not, it never was.”

Then finally there was a ‘Charmed’ ep ‘Engaged and Confused’ in which Christy, the Triad and the obnoxious Coop run around. Coop tries to trigger a cute response but no. Stuff blows up, Phoebe is snippy and nobody notices that Christy is evil. This ep was an aberration. Didn’t Cole kill the Triad years ago? Paige marries in an afterthought as her half-sisters clomp around.

Best Lines:
“Blowing that guy off.”

“Kind of suspicious.”
Tags: battlestar galactica/caprica, buffy the vampire slayer, lost, musketeers, tape tales, the tudors, trailers
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