‘The Musketeers’ 2x07 promo
‘V For Vendetta’ (2005) promo
‘Lost’ season 2 promo
The reveal of who killed Lucy on ‘Eastenders’ was ludicrous.
I love almond bath oil.
I won’t bother with ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ issue 10x12.
I will review ‘Red Queen’, ‘Jessabelle’ and ‘Those Above’.
I found a stash of expired cough medicine - seriously what were they being stockpiled for? One bottle expired in 2007!
Anyone else recall the ‘Blockbusters’ board game?
Anyone else recall when Lindsey Lohan tried to be a pop star?
Rose Lemonade - good.
Goat's cheese ciabatta - ok.
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“I’ve been writing creepy letters to that?”
‘Bring Up The Bodies’ Quotes:
“What’s George Boleyn for? That’s a question he asks himself.”
“Dwarf trying to pull her up. Kicked it away.”
“He keeps his promises. Mostly.”
“Some of the acts alleged against her are not fit for discussion among decent people.”
“Test of skill involving farm animals.”
“You stupid bastard.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Screaming, retching, vomiting.”
“That’s the reason I didn’t die.”
“A plan to check out alone.”
“They wouldn’t believe it, they didn’t believe it.”
“People that he typed with.”
“No one did anything.”
“Why did you not do that?”
“No one would believe or help us.”
“False and irrational statements.”
“This lady is unstable.”
“Were they not prophetic?”
“May have been inadequate.”
“You do not have the right or the moral empowerment.”
“Many atypical features.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Britpop will never happen again - too many drug addicts, maniacs and people in jeans with long hair, not washing.”
“If you can’t be arsed paying 99p for one of my songs, then I don’t want you to have it.”
“Little fat hairy legs.”
“Inadequately washed underwear.”
“Beware the donkey sized sea gulls that swoop around.”
“Once the unquestioned voice of Middle England.”
“Still embroiled in a costly, seemingly never-ending legal battle.”
“God was about to vomit on them.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Frankie disowns Esther. Jack’s in jail - oh boo hoo! Mercedes, Grace and Joe are all working together to frame Freddie for a non-murder. But in tedious soul-destroying fashion Freddie and Lindsey run off with JJ to parts unknown. Lindsey needs killing. Joe vows to kill Freddie. Lindsey whines about her baby.
Then came an ‘Invasion’ ep ‘The Key’ in which the school reopens. Nose job woman’s snotty teen son snots about aliens. Russell menaces the Sheriff. Sulky preggers nut job (Elisabeth Moss) dies and some nutter (James Frain) wanders about. I didn’t care about this, the weird alien pregnancy, the island of mystery, the deaths and I really did not care.
Then came a ‘Battlestar Galactica’ ep ‘Sacrifice’ in which people party on Cloud 9. Where do they get their supplies? A hostage sitch develops. Billy dies. This was not acerbic or caustic and was without much acclaim despite Dana Delany guest starring.
Then finally there was a ‘Charmed’ ep ‘Engaged and Confused’ in which Christy, the Triad and the obnoxious Coop run around. Coop tries to trigger a cute response but no. Stuff blows up, Phoebe is snippy and nobody notices that Christy is evil. This ep was an aberration. Didn’t Cole kill the Triad years ago? Paige marries in an afterthought as her half-sisters clomp around.
“Kind of suspicious.”