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‘Daredevil’ promo
Not impressed.

Best Lines:
“Don’t say his name.”

“I’m not asking for forgiveness.”

‘Marry Me’ promo
Oh this show is indistinguishable.

‘Popcorn’ (1991) is known as ‘Skinner’ in Germany and ‘Phantom of the Cinema’ in Finland. I’d love to read the original script. I’ve read up on the alleged blu-ray release and it is amazing that TPTB make not one mention of Tom Villard. Maybe the blu-ray will explain why the director and lead actress were replaced when the bulk of the film had been shot and the excised subplots. The original UK VHS cover of ‘Popcorn’ was terrible.

Best Lines:
“What did he do?”
“What did he do? What the hell did he, Jesus Christ, what the hell didn’t he do?”

“Do something!”
“Do what?”

“Yeah, yours is a bitch too!”

“What do you want me to do? Stick my hand in it?”

“Some crappy old movie they wouldn’t even rent for 99 cents.”

I may review ‘The Contender’.

Philadelphia Sensations duo cremoso garlic & fine herbs - ok.

Hands & nails cream with argan oil and evening primrose oil - smells nice.

‘Hi-De-Hi!’ was vastly over-rated as a sitcom. Gillian Taylforth was in it!

Whatever became of Fashion Television?

I’m done with ‘Devious Maids’.

How many long lost half-sisters does Meredith have on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’?

‘The Invisible Library’ Quotes:
“Owned a nice selection of slums.”

“It’s a nexus for their filth.”

“You can’t expect me to approve of things like that.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I remember it, how can it be a lie?”

“They had a very different recollection.”

“Did you drive around and look?”

‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“No less than four inquiries.”

“I don’t know, it’s for others to judge.”

“What’s your opinion?”
“I don’t have once.”

“Facing a genuine difficulty.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“A constant barrage of abuse is just part of my job. Shrug. Nothing we can do. I’m asking for it apparently.”

“Men feeling entitled to women’s time and attention.”

“Recreational abuse.”

“A silencing tactic.”

“We’ll stop when you’re gone.”

“Or much interest in trying.”

“Shut your laptop and throw it into the sea.”

“When men hate themselves, it’s women who take the beatings.”

“Keep screaming, trolls. I see you.”

“Leopard print, neon bras and plastic sunglasses.”

“Tiny little movies.”

“Mr Swallow the musical.”

“Huffy, prissy personality.”

“We’re not bruschettas!”

“It’s hard to do costume drama with a straight face.”

“My swansong was the worst film ever made.”

“Unwilling to come up with new storylines.”

“Strictly vegetarian and very anti-hunting (she’s gonna love the Stone Age).”

“At first they seemed confused about which end to start with.”

‘Raising Hope’ Quotes:
“A no dog list.”

“Did you eat found gum again?”

“Your negative energy.”

“Have diarrhoea in the house.”

“Is that real pee?”

“I’m not sticking my hand in a dead puppet.”

“You feel good about yourself?”

“Tell me to heel.”

“Puppy Dog Stocking.”

“He’s still not doing much.”

“He’ll probably be fun at some point.”

“Post sex ice cream sandwich.”

“I assume she’s sleeping off her breakfast cocktail.”

“Nana’s dead, we can’t afford you.”

“We’ve never made comma money.”

“That’s not a cuckoo clock.”
“We’ll see.”

“What is your passion?”

“Like drying your face with a kitten.”

“For the master of the house: chilled grape soda.”

“The Chinese are finally coming ashore, looking for the money we owe them.”

“TV’s trying to tell me something.”

“Mullet vision.”

“Even the weeds are dead.”

“Bail skipping shoplifter.”

“Just cinnamon breath spray.”

“I did not think this through.”

‘Friends’ Quotes:
“Crazy man with a snake.”

“Hey Blowfish, suck on my neck.”

“Your poor friends outreach programme.”

‘Channel 4 News’ Quotes:
“Murdered by boyfriends, husbands, strangers.”

“The world’s most violent city outside a war zone.”

‘Devious Maids’ Quotes:
“We? As in our servants?”

“I will no longer be subjected to this paranoid ranting.”

“Breasts are fake and she’s had Chlamydia twice.”

“Can we discuss this once I’ve stopped bleeding?”

“I had my fillers injected today! If I don’t sleep, the botulism won’t settle!”

“You don’t look happy.”
“That means the poison kicked in.”

“The moron I’m married to.”

“Very rude of him to die.”

“That never gets old.”
“And neither do we.”

‘Teen Mom 2’ Quotes:
“Don’t talk about my drinking.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Cindy is fine and Will’s smirking. Trevor walks around in his tight Calvin Klein underwear and Grace’s negligee to feed his fish. Esther goes to live with him and Grace. Maxine wears ugly clothes. Where is Mitzeee? Will has exhilaration over his awfulness. Robbie snots. Dirk only cares about his new family. Will lists his grievances and throws Nico under the bus. To think Will was once innocuous. The hospital killer kills Will. Dirk lets Will die. Will was right, Dirk doesn’t love him. Who is the killer? Frankie has no remorse. The hospital seems very understaffed. Poor Will his recidivism is explained, his persistent refrain that Dirk favoured Dodger was true. Dirk gets a menacing letter. Patrick menaces. Nico may get away with pushing Will and the nurses are unprofessional.

Best Lines:
“The only thing I’ll level is your face!”

“Idiot tax!”

“Prison’s not all that bad.”

“I’ll get pregnant.”

“She’s got the crazy gene.”
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