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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Revenge’ 4x14 promo
French chick vows revenge against Emily. Oh get lost French chick. This show is just an overwhelming failure and full of a toxic dynamic now.

‘Spy’ (2015) trailer
Melissa McCarthy, Rose Byrne, Jason Statham, Jude Law, Miranda Hart, Bobby Cannavale, Peter Serafinowicz, Allison Janney and Morena Baccarin star in this spy comedy. Law has an awful American accent; McCarthy is a CIA analyst and looks funny.

Best Lines:
“Dial it way back with the T word.”

“Thanks lunch lady.”

“You’re delightful.”

“Limp dick unicorn!”

‘Scorpion’ promo
Yuk.

‘How To Get Away With Murder’ promo
Mmmm.

Best Line:
“Bury the evidence.”

‘Kingsman: The Secret Service’ TV spot
Yeah.

‘Supernatural’ 9x03 promo
Sam monotones and falls over a lot. Yawn.

'Big Hero 6' TV spot
No.

'The Flash' 1x11 promo
Pied Piper snarks, Wells is creepy and Cisco is a moron.

S.Pellegrino water - good.
Moinillons Menthe - ok.

‘Gotham’ is renewed. Yay?

The new ‘1636’ novel ‘The Cardinal Virtues’ actually sounds good.

Chad Michael Murray has married, again.

Simon Pegg is co-writing 'Star Trek 3'?

Wasn't 'Powers' supposed to star Jason Patric? And it is on the PlayStation Network?

'World War Z 2' info sounds interesting.

Interesting 'Hannibal' info.

The 90s Jo Gibson novels 'The Dead Girl' and 'Dance of Death' had such 90s covers and taglines: 'She's pretty, she's popular, she's dead' and 'Shoes to die for'.

‘The Shipkiller’ Quotes:
“It was probably still sinking, with a mile or two yet to fall before it touched the cold, muddy floor.”

“You’re in no condition for shouting.”

“It was easy to dislike the man. He talked in a loud voice.”

“A real creep joint.”

‘Evening Standard’ Quote:
“He saw mothers with Munchhausen Syndrome By Proxy wherever he looked.”

‘Raising Hope’ Quotes:
“You smell like toilet bowl cleaner.”

“You can’t unsmell that.”

“Your fly’s open.”
“Can’t sell if you don’t advertise.”

“You can stop.”

“I refuse to make a scene.”

“Cross dressing skinhead.”

“Banned German pornography.”

“They make me feel virile.”

“You’re a rich girl who married into all this. Something went pretty wrong.”

“Champion cart wrangler.”

“Turnip vodka.”

“That’s my internet girlfriend.”

“Cultural differences rose to a level not seen since ‘Rocky IV’.”

“We would feed this to ox.”

“An allergic reaction to the Russian cologne: Chernobyl Breeze.”

“We’re busy doping.”

“Left their hopes as shrivelled as their testicles.”

“I want my glory whole!”

“Set to up tempo music.”

“A heavy diet of processed lunch meat.”

“Beer was easy to steal.”

“You’re like a deli slicer with boobs.”

“This is America. Home of the moral victory.”

“I ain’t got no coupons.”

‘A Knight’s Tale’ Quote:
“You manky git.”

‘Friends’ Quote:
“A who’s who of human crap.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I sent my bedroom furniture to Ghana, along with a 2007 Ford Focus.”

“Wound up sinking off the coast of Belgium. I hate it when that happens.”

“All for a photoshoped person.”

‘The Big Bang Theory’ Quotes:
“My sharply worded comments on yelpdotcom recently took down a local muffin store.”

“Ducks have neither a need for nor the ability to use umbrellas.”

“Is that my arm?”
“It doesn’t feel like an arm.”
“Then maybe you should let it go.”

On ‘Fringe’ was Peter was supposed to be happy with his abductor father who was his forever family? Boy did TPTB screw up that intriguing First People hint they dropped in 2x21. The whole crossing between universes method and consequences was wildly inconsistent. Poor Walternate had his son stolen and no one cared. The other universe had comics like Red Lantern and Red Arrow: “Things that might have been in our world but weren’t.” Where is Anna Torv these days?

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Ste and John-Paul have to go for HIV tests due to Ste’s infidelity. Dodger is gone from the opening credits. Why does John-Paul have such existential hopelessness and why is so servile to Ste’s creepy bj magic? Ste has HIV and is a narcissistic self-referenced personality. Sienna’s been sectioned again. Ste is as rough as the inside of a coal scuttle. Will’s comatose. The evidence that Freddie killed Mercedes continues to pile up.
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