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Trailers, Quotes and a 2005 Tape Tale

‘The Flash’ 1x10 promo
Wells likes the name The Reverse-Flash. Snart’s back. Mmmm.

‘Wild’ TV spot

‘The Musketeers’ 1x02 promo
Louis XIII has an adventure, Milady Di Winter shows up and the King may miss the christening of his son. Yawn.

Best Lines:
“Kill the king?”
“Why not?”

RIP Edward Hermann

So Dr Wells of ‘The Flash’ can heal fast like Barry.

Saw a bit of ‘King Arthur’ on TV and saw the future ‘Hannibal’ actors who would play Will and Hannibal as two of King Arthur’s knights.

Peter Pan Live’ was terrible.

I am reading ‘Zombie Apocalypse! Endgame’.

Annie Proulx is whining, again.

Lir Twists - ugh.
Honeycomb - yum.
Butter brittle milk choc - ok.
Cranberry cream dark choc - ugh.
Praline milk choc - divine.
Applewood cheese - yum.

Anyone else recall Biarritz bars?

‘Teen Titans Go!’ Quote:
“Pretty Pretty Pegasus.”

‘Cuckoo’ Quotes:
“I’d rather lick the turkeys arse till it’s cooked by friction.”

“What are you doing in my room you freak?”

“Would be our alien-bride.”

“Nobody actually believes that story Dylan.”

“You were caught stealing at a funeral?”

“Didn’t you also once show up to a kid’s party high on E?”

“Anyone else?”

“Get over it ‘Dawson’s Creek’!”

‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ Quote:
“I hear the insurance company is refusing to pay the claim on that car you crashed. Something about intentional 100-metre drops not being covered.”

‘Django Unchained’ Quote:
“You mean you wanna dress like that?”

‘Snow White And The Huntsman’ Quotes:
“First I’ll take your life my lord and then I’ll take your throne.”

“Yet another kingdom falls to your glory.”

“You would kill your Queen?”

“I seem to have drunk it all. But you’re welcome to it when it comes out again.”

“I will never stop, never.”

‘The Gloss’ Quotes:
“I’d have dragged the woman who took my seat out by the hair.”

“Clinging to the mast like a preternatural mollusc.”

“The kids are mounting a rebellion about the ongoing lack of biscuits. The dog has attacked the pile of mouldering vegetables and strewn a bag of spinach all over the kitchen - even he doesn’t want to eat it.”

“Grouchier than usual.”

‘Amazon Women On The Moon’ Quote:
“First Lady Of The Evening...in easy to read type with no big words.”

‘A Candle For d’Artagnan’ Quotes:
“His father died for the shame of it, and his wife threw herself into the ocean.”

“She, who for so long has lived in obscurity and neglect, has now some position in the court for the sake of the Heir, and she uses it well, for she has few illusions. The years she spent in virtual exile in her own apartments taught her not to trust the favour of the court.”

‘Second Contact’ Quotes:
“Behavior-vectored diseases.”

“We don’t run naval vessels by closure and consensus.”

“Majestic Corporation has identified their star origins and has hypothesized that their biological shortcomings were caused by radiation damage from a supernova in their region.”

“Dislike the sloppy appearance, sloppy dress, and sloppy discipline of news media people.”

‘The Domination’ Quotes:
“The things you new-caught get upset about, it beyond me.”

“Tryin’ to keep us off until their atomics got going.”

“We used too many of the atomics breakin’ through into Spain. I considered settlin’ in Rosillon, down near the Pyrenees, but on second thoughts, no. Not that I doubt Tech Sec’s infallible judgment ‘bout it bein’ safe, but I wanted to stay as far upwind of the hell garbage as possible.”

“Bourgeois slut.”

“Blowsy, overblown gutter tart.”

“That such education as there was in the Domination was in English only; writing in other tongues was forbidden on pain of death.”

“They are an abominable people.”

“Serious. Citizen casualties, mobs of ‘em nearly burst out of their compounds into the free zones, turned them back with vehicle-mounted flamethrowers.”

“Close only counts with fragmentation weapons.”

“Gray faces of the Belgian farmers as they prepared to drive their tractors out over the minefields.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Robbie plots against Joe. Teegan obsesses over her ‘real baby’. I feel naught but irritation.

Cleared out a 2005 tape. It began with a ‘Point Pleasant’ ep ‘Missing’ which was about as enjoyable as having a surf board rammed into your face. Jesse accepts that he was born and bred to fight Christina the antichrist. Christina is disgruntled that everyone abandons her. Boyd is luxuriant in his merciless awfulness. Marauding antichrist fighters run around accomplishing nothing. Paula is face-plamingly stupid. Judy is not so amiable. While not glaringly prestigious, this show had the seed of a good idea. Jesse acts like a certifiable lunatic as supernaturalism surrounds him. Christina wants an examination of issues but is rebuffed. Jesse is discouraged from objective inquiry and has about as much emotion as a tableau vivant. Jerk Ben has his wife Meg dragged off to the nut house.

Best Lines:
“I’ll put you through that wall, I’m serious.”

“Point Pleasant will burn.”

“By the way my dad is Satan.”

Then came another ‘Point Pleasant’ ep ‘Mother’s Day’ in which dramatic organ chords play. The awful townsfolk need to be held accountable for their actions. Jesse is antithetical to acting. Christina who hitherto denied her destiny gives in due to intimacy being ruined by distrust. Christina’s social situation is made worse by this particular place, mindset and morality. Christina meets her mommy who wants to undo her and snap her neck. Boyd walks off being shot in the face. This was not atmospheric and has no profound contemplation. All Christina’s good identity is eliminated so understandably she goes full on Damien Thorne. None of the goodies’ are venerable and have no qualms over ritual murder. This was overstretched.

Best Lines:
“You remember me? The one who’s still alive.”

“You left a long time ago.”

“This is a family thing!”

“You do understand you’re the antichrist don’t you? The guy mom’s got you praying to? Not a fan.”

“I just had the most interesting conversation with one of your colleagues. When he wasn’t screaming, he was telling me all about your little plan.”

“I’m here to kill the child of the beast.”

Finally there was the 2002 movie ‘Star Trek: Nemesis’ in which Tom Hardy plays Shinzon a clone of Picard’s. This trend proof flop nearly killed the Trek franchise. Shinzon leads a coup on Romulus. Troi and Riker wed. Data and Picard get way too much screen time. Data sings Irving Berlin songs and Picard drives a dune buggy. B4 (yet another Data like android) shows up. Admiral Janeway has a cameo to show off her rotten acting and her implacable annoyingness. Picard makes war jokes. The reboot was needed to reinvigorate the franchise. This film is proof positive of Patrick Stewart’s marauding ego. There are Remans and Shinzon needed pastoral care service and impartial advice. Riker gets command of the Titan, Ron Perlman is in this, there are dodgy sexual politics and the petulant Shinzon wears a fetish outfit that almost makes you overlook his rotten teeth and terrible acting.

Best Line:
“Heavy weapons construction.”
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