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9 Movie Reviews

The Muppets (2011)
Jason Segel and a curiously unattractive Amy Adams reunite the Muppets to foil exuberant ass Tex Richman (Chris Cooper). This had not overtly good musical numbers, ‘celebrity’ cameos, bad jokes and it had the fundamental value of a Katy Perry video. This was so desperate to impress the audience that it took absolutely no risk. Bring back ‘Muppet Babies’!

Best Line:
“Maniacal laugh! Maniacal laugh!”

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Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Over-rated.

The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)
An intellectual backlash.

Home Alone 3 (1997)
No innovation.

Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Ostentatious and too long.

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
Silly.

The Illusionist (2006)
Prettified but has no texture.

Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Terrible.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Full of missed nuances.
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