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Stuff of the Day

Chocolate Slice - good.
Fruit fairy cake - nice.
Lemon fairy cake - okay.
Garlic & Basil sausages smell revolting.

The city of Rabbath Ammon existed in 1200 BC, early enough to appear in the Bible and is still there.

I am reading ‘Eclipse’.

I will review ‘Person Of Interest’ season 3.

The Clarisonic looks weird.

Has Freddie Prinz Jr done anything since 1999?

‘Eclipse’ Quotes:
“A blank stare that wasn’t as half-witted as it seemed.”

“His nonsensical peasant customs.”

“I warned you about the consequences of Moonwrack.”

“No protestations of innocence would be enough to protect him.”

‘Wolf Hall’ Quote:
“He had given Anne a present of silver forks with handles of rock crystal. He hopes she will use them to eat with, not to stick in people.”

‘The Pretender’ Quotes:
“That wheezing bastard.”

“Did you glue this together?”
“Yes, all 6433 strips. After that I got bored.”

“I’m sure they’d be very interested to know they have a flesh-eating serial killer running their organization.”

“What brought you here?”
“A large cop with bad breath.”

“Then his masseuse came in and rubbed him down with oil while they were singing Shall We Gather By The River.”

“Miss Parker it’s your mother’s grave.”
“Get shovels.”

‘Tales of the Slayers’ Quote:
“God is good. And God is kind. But he’s not welcome here.”

‘The Sunday Telegraph’ Quotes:
“It turns out, it wasn’t a duffle bag. We could smell it and it was a pig on a leash.”

“I don’t want to hear about you being honest, and if you think you’re going to be sarky with me, get a better education.”

“This man seriously provoked me.”

“You’re a loathsome snob. I hope London’s black-cab drivers now boycott David Mellor. Looks like he could do with a few walks anyway.”

“Some pumped-up, pompous former Tory minister telling you how to do your job.”

“Is there a husband I can speak to?”

“You’re a sarky bastard, and you’re going to get it.”

“Scenes reminiscent of the dystopian Hunger Games trilogy were playing out.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Watch hockey fights while you eat.”

“Canadian violence!”

“Not something people really feel.”

“Nature is God’s ashtray.”

“My hair smells like hair.”

“Flaming tap water.”

“I reckon not.”

“Your shanties and lean-tos.”

“Charge the electric limo.”

“Lisa! Motorcade!”


“I’m not having a stroke am I?”

“Those scary Lisa words.”

“Worker mutating nuclear waste.”

“Pornography and nachos.”

“Our water was on fire!”

“Judge! Judge! Judge!”
“Don’t care! Don’t care! Don’t care!”

“I cast you aside for the busboys to gnaw upon.”

“Maximum huff.”

“Liberal TV shows.”

“Planet ruining monster!”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Domestic assault.”

“A cross-sectional history.”

“Render opinions about what’s going on.”

“Your last effort to save your marriage was to get a three-way.”

“It keeps happening.”

“One day she walked out the door and I regret telling her there’s the door.”

“A model of maturity.”

“The wedding ring, she sold.”

‘Sun, Sea & A+E’ Quote:
“Fight elated injuries.”

‘Neighbours’: Sonya throws self-pitying temper tantrums. Susan torments Karl. Kyle’s dad explains why he left - but is it just a belated fabrication? I speculate that Brennan is the poison pen writer - cos he is a rigorous bemusing irrelevance.

Best Line:
“Their kind of trouble.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Dodger is useless, Jason is boring whilst Sienna and Nico have perfectly flat-ironed hair. Patrick has custody of Minnie and torments Maxine like he did Anna.
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