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11 Movie Reviews

Eraser (1996)

John Carpenter’s Vampires (1998)
Sexist, stupid and stars James Woods. No.

My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997)
Diaz and Roberts fight over the fugly sexist Dermot Mulroney - why?

Liar, Liar (1997)
Jim Carrey overacts.

Arachnophobia (1990)
8 legs, 2 fangs and an attitude. Hee.

No Way Out (1987)
Remember when Kevin Costner was a movie star and made decent movies?

Terminator 2:  Judgment Day (1991)
Robert Patrick’s brief brush with ACTINGS.

Top Secret (1984)
Stars Val Kilmer and is crap.

King Arthur (2004)
Directed by someone who couldn’t direct traffic. This stars Clive Owen and is noteworthy only for spawning a short-lived slash fic craze.

Last Action Hero (1993)
A notorious flop that was predicted to be the big ticket for 1993. Ha!

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
Bloated, OTT and empty. Also Sadie Frost’s one and only big role.
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