‘Home and Away: The Murder’ promo
‘Arrow’ 3x02 promo
‘Hollyoaks’ train crash promo
'Atlantis’ series 3 promo
Natural aloe vera drink -ugh.
I read ‘Agents of SHIELD’ spoilers - mmmm.
I am reading ‘The Falcon Throne’.
Are Living going to make ‘The Last Witch’ and ‘The Psychopath Next Door’ into series’ or not?
‘Agents of SHIELD’ Quote:
‘The Falcon Throne’ Quotes:
“Mad old men and their ramblings. Throw a stone into any crowd and you’d likely strike at least three.”
“Harald is a cur-dog who sits upon a stolen throne.”
“They’re all beered up and mental.”
“Wee shag and a takeaway?”
“The full strumpet.”
“Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on.”
“Have you been wicked your highness?”
On ‘Neighbours’: smug Paige continues being selfish and marriage wrecking. Brad takes no responsibility. Chris tells Josh to take his atonement and shove it. Lauren has forgotten that Amber is her daughter. Amber whines, won’t go to a laundrette and is attacked. Brad isn’t reconciliatory and will never be accused of charisma. Paige has no moral imperative and should just piss off back to adoptive family. Imogen shouts. Brad, Lauren and Paige pull more crap. Terese reads Lauren’s diary and learns Lauren does want Brad after all. And Brad wants Lauren, Brad is a stupid man-slut.
“Doesn’t it get to you? Your wife? My husband?”
Then there was a ‘Maximum Bob’ ep ‘Good Dog Karl’ in which identical twin rednecks yell and one wonders what became of Liz Vassey, Sam Robards and Kiersten Warren. A dog lurks. Various weirdoes run around Deepwater including the local cryptid. This was dull.
Then there was the movie ‘Freddy vs. Jason’ which opens with a foul prologue. I recall the old show ‘Freddy’s Nightmares’. Lori (Monica Keena), Gibbs (Katharine Isabelle of ‘Hannibal’) and Kiki (Kelly Rowland) sit around talking like teenage girls don’t talk. Then Jason shows up and kills Gibbs’ abusive boyfriend Trey in semi-hilarious fashion. A cop with tombstone teeth (Lochlyn Monro) shows up. There is a conspiracy on Elm Street to cover up Freddy. Lori has endless dream sequences that show off her huge breast implants. Will (Jason Ritter) escapes from the nut house. A rave in a cornfield is crashed by Jason who is on fire. Quips are uttered. Slack jawed idiot victims die and sexual violence is threatened. There is screaming and rain. This was almost as bad as the rancid ‘Idle Hands’. Jason and Freddy (Robert Englund) fight and fight and fight. Kyle Labine shows up. You know what this film needed? Pinhead. I really didn’t like this.
“You trying to compensate for something?”