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Trailers, Quotes and a 2004 Tape Tale

‘Agents of SHIELD’ 2x07 promo
Coulson tried to hand an abuse victim over to his abuser. Screw Coulson and his emotional impotence.

‘Home and Away: The Murder’ promo
Anyone else miss the days of Roo getting knocked up and lying about the father?

‘Arrow’ 3x02 promo

Best Line:
“Suffering is optional.”

‘Hollyoaks’ train crash promo
This promo is better than the show has been lately with Ste off to rehab after nearly poisoning John-Paul with drain cleaner, Carmel vanishing and Cindy freaking out again.

'Atlantis’ series 3 promo

Natural aloe vera drink -ugh.
Pomegranate aloe vera drink - ok.
Mango aloe vera drink - ok.
Peach aloe vera drink - divine.
Raspberry aloe vera drink - nasty.
Sour cream and Black Pepper popcorn - ok.
Steak, eggs and onion - yum.

I read ‘Agents of SHIELD’ spoilers - mmmm.

I am reading ‘The Falcon Throne’.

Are Living going to make ‘The Last Witch’ and ‘The Psychopath Next Door’ into series’ or not?

‘Agents of SHIELD’ Quote:
“Do not give him one inch.”

‘The Falcon Throne’ Quotes:
“I dismissed them as the rotten fruit of jealousy.”

“Mad old men and their ramblings. Throw a stone into any crowd and you’d likely strike at least three.”

“Harald is a cur-dog who sits upon a stolen throne.”

‘Rubenesque’ Quotes:
“The right one’s titanium.”

“They’re all beered up and mental.”

“Wee shag and a takeaway?”

“The full strumpet.”

‘Awkward’ Quote:
“What is with the hooker shoes?”

‘Sherlock’ Quotes:
“Are you wearing any pants?”

“Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on.”

“Have you been wicked your highness?”

On ‘Neighbours’: smug Paige continues being selfish and marriage wrecking. Brad takes no responsibility. Chris tells Josh to take his atonement and shove it. Lauren has forgotten that Amber is her daughter. Amber whines, won’t go to a laundrette and is attacked. Brad isn’t reconciliatory and will never be accused of charisma. Paige has no moral imperative and should just piss off back to adoptive family. Imogen shouts. Brad, Lauren and Paige pull more crap. Terese reads Lauren’s diary and learns Lauren does want Brad after all. And Brad wants Lauren, Brad is a stupid man-slut.

Best Lines:
“Do well at school and you too can live in a car.”

“Doesn’t it get to you? Your wife? My husband?”

Cleared out a tape from 2004. It began with a ‘Charmed’ ep ‘A Wrong Day’s Journey Into Right’ in which Phoebe sits on her ass whining about being stripped of her powers. Leo wears plaid. Paige conjures herself a sex toy. Chris bores and a badly acted illogical plot takes place. This was crap.

Then there was a ‘Maximum Bob’ ep ‘Good Dog Karl’ in which identical twin rednecks yell and one wonders what became of Liz Vassey, Sam Robards and Kiersten Warren. A dog lurks. Various weirdoes run around Deepwater including the local cryptid. This was dull.

Best Line:
“You gotta excuse Dirk and Bogart; sometimes they stay up too late watching that satellite dish TV.”

Then there was the movie ‘Freddy vs. Jason’ which opens with a foul prologue. I recall the old show ‘Freddy’s Nightmares’. Lori (Monica Keena), Gibbs (Katharine Isabelle of ‘Hannibal’) and Kiki (Kelly Rowland) sit around talking like teenage girls don’t talk. Then Jason shows up and kills Gibbs’ abusive boyfriend Trey in semi-hilarious fashion. A cop with tombstone teeth (Lochlyn Monro) shows up. There is a conspiracy on Elm Street to cover up Freddy. Lori has endless dream sequences that show off her huge breast implants. Will (Jason Ritter) escapes from the nut house. A rave in a cornfield is crashed by Jason who is on fire. Quips are uttered. Slack jawed idiot victims die and sexual violence is threatened. There is screaming and rain. This was almost as bad as the rancid ‘Idle Hands’. Jason and Freddy (Robert Englund) fight and fight and fight. Kyle Labine shows up. You know what this film needed? Pinhead. I really didn’t like this.

Best Lines:
“You kids need some assistance?”
“What the f##k do you think?!?!”


“You trying to compensate for something?”
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