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Trailers, Quotes and a 2001 Tape Tale

‘This Is Where I Leave You’ TV spot
No.

‘The Knick’ promo
No.

‘The Judge’ TV spot
No.

‘Arrow’ season 3 promo
Nice.

Best Line:
“Some things never die. You for example.”

Caitlin Moran’s comedy pilot ‘Raised by Wolves’ got a full series for 2015. How?!? Oh boo you whore.

‘Million Dollar Listing: NYC’ is terrible.

Bacon and eggs - a classic.
Double Chocolate cookie with Sea Salt - divine.
Chocolate croissants - good.
Current Scones - okay.
Red Pesto - good.
Lemon Curd Yogurt - delicious.
Crunchy Nut cornflakes - good.

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I was tied up like a fish.”

“I don’t know what love is.”

“Thank God for letting me get out of that hellhole.”

“Do you have any desire to reunite with your family?”
“No.”

On ‘Neighbours’: Paige trouble makes again. Amber treats Lauren as her own personal food bank. Matt is sick of his lying wife.

Best Lines:
“Awesome in a seedy kind of way.”

“Your masculine energy.”

Cleared out a 2001 tape. It began with a ‘Relic Hunter’ ep ‘Lost Contact', Sidney is rude and hostile. Her sidekick looks like Hugh Grant. This ep rips off ‘The Blair Witch Project’ and is badly acted, cheap looking and everything is orange. This aims for dazed cool but has no positive attributes whatsoever. Instead it has hysteria, a meandering plot and bad make up.

Then came a ‘Charmed’ ep ‘Coyote Piper' in which Prue is alive, Piper’s horrible high school yearbook photo is shown off and Piper’s Class of 1990 are having their reunion. This ep was endlessly unimaginative as Piper is possessed and dresses in ho-lite style. Meanwhile Phoebe obsesses over Cole’s back-story which TPTB would later drop.

Best Lines:
“The same pitiful loser who still lives at home with her sisters and her unemployed boyfriend.”

“I can’t go there and face all those horrific people.”

Then came a ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep ‘Dangerous Prey’ in which everyone wears stripper attire. The show has in full dissolution at this point and this ep was euphemistically awful.

Finally there was an ‘Andromeda’ ep ‘It Makes A Lovely Light’ in which Beka wants to find the legendary lost homeworld of the Commonwealth which was cut off from slipstream routes 300 years ago. Inevitably her entreaties lead to her doing DRUGS and acting crazy. Later on the homeworld would not be so inaccessible and the ancient powerful race on it would be a letdown. Thanks Kevin Sorbo. This was dull.

Best Lines:
“Better pilots than you have died trying.”

“What if they don’t want to be found?”
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