‘Batman’ boxset promo
Oh Burt Ward has aged so badly.
‘Legends’ 1x02 promo
Nice.
‘Forever’ promo
Will this show last longer than ‘Ringer’?
‘Hollyoaks’ autumn trailer
A train crash, a lift crash, a car crash, wedding horror, reveals and court room drama.
‘Scrotal Recall’ promo
Oh lord.
‘Doctor Who’ 8x06 promo
Oh hell no.
So stars of the 1990 ‘The Flash’ TV show will appear on the new ‘Flash’? Where has Amanda Pays been all these years?
I am reading ‘The Mammoth Book Of Warriors and Wizardry’.
I will review ‘House of Cards’ season 1 (US) and ‘The Infinite Sea’.
Garlic Stuffed Olives - divine.
Roasted Red Chilli with Mediterranean Sundried Tomato Tortilla Chips - good.
Crepe Dentelle Chocolat au Lait - dry as a bone.
Clusters - foul.
Oatmeal Shortbread - yum.
Apple, Peach, Mango & Passionfruit drink - good.
Moroccan Mint & White Tea - very good.
Sourdough - yum.
BBQ Beef Brisket - lovely.
I have an old battered held together by sellotape copy of ‘The Atlas of World Geography’ (with an introduction by Magnus Magnussan) from 1984. So much has changed.
No wonder the 2013 ‘The Tomorrow People’ was axed. The lead character was a dreary miserable little git who had a rejectionist stance towards intelligence and did everything dozily to the detriment of others.
Best Lines:
“You evolved to replace us.”
“Jedikiah and his lunatic partner.”
“That would anger The Founder.”
“He’s going to make me come after you.”
“I tried to warn him.”
“Your crazy uncle.”
“Would somebody shoot her already?”
“You don’t know the first thing about being human.”
‘Avengers Assemble’ Quotes:
“Skull busting makes me hungry.”
“Captain America can handle a bunch of Hydra loses with one arm and a rolled up newspaper.”
“Red Skull? He’s long dead.”
“Arrogant and pigheaded - you’ll make a fine Avenger.”
“A Norse tree hurling competition.”
“One of our own fell today.”
“Advanced showering.”
“The plan is there is no plan?”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“When I look at her I am totally disgusted.”
“Why do I have this?”
“What have I done to deserve this?”
“I hate coming home after a long day to see a beached whale on the couch.”
“She trapped him and forced him into marriage.”
“She’s become a wet mop.”
“This is all her fault because she’s fake.”
“Be lazy, be slovenly, put no effort in.”
“I’m stuck with this cardboard chicken.”
“I deserve better.”
“You think calling her a beached whale might kind of take the sizzle out of it?”
“I don’t think you’re ashamed.”
“Dump him and flush.”
“She won’t do anything.”
‘NCIS: LA’ Quote:
“Somebody wanted him extra dead.”
Nick Cave Quote:
“Rivers have something that is mystical and free-flowing and forever in the present. They’re non historical. There’s something idiotic about the sea. It just comes back and forth...All that idiotic lapping it does.”
On ‘Neighbours’: it is obvious Lauren would throw her husband Matt and moron kids aside in a New York second for her former lover Brad. But why? Brad is a useless stupid bum and his wife Terese and idiot kids obviously annoy him. So when Brad and the unapologetic Lauren’s infidelity comes out it is an oddly subdued affair. Then again this is the street where Susan left Karl to have an emotional affair with a terminal cancer patient and is now back with him like it never happened. Also Bailey is stupid and Daniel is gross.
Best Lines:
“I don’t remember.”
“Try harder!”
“You shoved your tongues down each others throats only a few months ago!”
“Do you believe her?”
“I don’t know.”
“Should we be worried?”
“If I ever left, it would be for good.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Patrick menaces Sienna and Maxine. Darren and Nancy return. Esther has to give Grace £500 a week to pay back the £50,000. Dodger is thick. Cameron and Ziggy issues threats to each other. During Maxine’s scan, the nurse calls Patrick “granddad” to his disgust. Dodger is a moron. Tom lurks. Cindy is still crazy. Dirk and Myra get it on. Patrick is arrested. Tom leaves Sienna in the basement.
Best Line:
“I DON’T LIKE YA!”