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‘Zombeavers’ Trailer
You will be damned!
Beaver hunting teenagers are got by zombie beavers. Looks funny.

Best Lines:
“Looking for beavers.”
“Aren’t we all?”

“That is exactly what the beavers would want.”

“I mean, really?”

‘Forever’ promo
Reminds me of ‘New Amsterdam’.

Milk Chocolate With Pink Diamond Salt - excellent.

There will be a ‘23 Jump Street’? Oh come on.

‘Now You See Me 2’ in 2016? Yay!

I am reading ‘Warpaint’.

I will review ‘Forever’.

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“We don’t steal tips. We don’t scream at customers.”

“A poisonous little viper.”

“You ignorant hillbilly.”

“Kill yourself whore.”

“You are the reason AIDS exists.”

“You’re not proud of her as a wife?”

“You’re tired from not working?”

“Being overweight is a sign of laziness.”

“He’s left you before?”

“Why did you marry him?”

“Somewhere a village is missing their idiot.”

“I borrow makeup from my mom.”

‘Criminal Minds’ Quotes:
“Classic cannibalism. Lovely job we have.”

“She’s dead.”
“Can you explain that?”

‘Glee’ Quote:
“I’ll kill my parents and I’ll give you my house.”

‘The Negotiator’ Quote:
“Don’t think you’ve bought anything by asking me to come here. Because you need to remember, I am a stranger to you.”

‘Wiseguy’ Quotes:
“It’s Biblical justice.”

“Three things keep the balance: famine, disease and war.”

“In case the devil came knocking at your door. Well I’m here Jacques in 3D living colour. And your soul? It’s worth one million dollars and my silence.”

“Everywhere he goes, the coroner’s working overtime.”

“Why is not a question my employers like to hear.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Trevor wanders through the graveyard eating chips. Freddie visits Katy’s grave in an orgy of self-pity. Then gets drunk and makes an ass of himself. Rick runs around in a small towel. Big Bob looms at Esther.
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