‘Doctor Who’ 8x04 promo
‘The 100’ 1x10 promo
‘The Leftovers’ promo
‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ post-credits scene
Howard The Duck?!? I have seen the 80s movie, I will say no more.
The cops have John Doe in the middle of nowhere and stumble over a dead dog prompting John Doe to deadpan “I didn’t do that” in creepy fashion.
‘Friday Night Lights’ opening credits
‘The Big Bang Theory’ Quote:
“Now I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman, instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today.”
“Don’t be another bully in her life.”
Joan Rivers Quotes:
“Flatter than a dead cat on an episode of ‘Hoarders’.”
“If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”
‘The Thick Of It’ Quotes:
“Open. Ingest. Implement.”
“Here’s another way of looking at it. Lets.”
“You’ve got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.”
“Prepare for your column in Grazia.”
“F##king pigeons are circling.”
“Up his arse Kensington butcher.”
“I will personally set fire to the whiskey soaked bastard.”
“Not another whiteboard session.”
“Shouldn’t you not be here?”
“When there’s a sh#t on your doorstep, you hose it off. You don’t try to talk it into leaving of its own volition.”
‘Law and Order: SVU’ Quotes:
“You can’t think that I did it.”
“Yes we can.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“You locked him out.”
“You need to, yes.”
“You were terrorised by a social worker?”
“Oh crawl off down your high horse lady.”
“You criticise him when you win.”
“You still think she’s a skank and a whore and white trash.”
“A stupid punk.”
“I was mad as a hornet.”
“I think she’s trash.”
“Your immature exchanges with your husband.”
“Violence isn’t an automatic response to conflict Agent Eppes.”
“No, but it’s a popular one.”
“Next time, use a phone ok.”
‘Broken Souls’ Quotes:
“I came to shaking and naked in a burnt-out cabin in the Mojave. This is what happens when you eat other people’s souls.”
“A few ghosts of dead hobos.”
“Goat’s blood, graveyard dirt, ground up bone from convicted murderers.”
“A good fit for an extra in a Russian prison movie.”
“You have friends?”
“You sell a mage hemlock that turns out to be salad greens you might not live very long.”
“If anybody tried to rob him they’d probably find themselves cursed with a sudden case of explosive diarrhoea.”
“Better known for their serial killer residents.”
“God’s heroin meat.”
I am reading ‘Broken Souls’.
I think Angelina Jolie’s wedding dress was fugly.
Dark Orange Chocolate - divine.
Lightly Salted Pitta Chips - yum.
Spearmint Chocolate - yum.
There is a film called ‘A Pigeon Sat On A Branch Reflecting On Existence’?!?!?
I will review ’The Flash’, ‘Acceptance’, ‘The Supernatural Enhancements’ and ‘The Dark Blood’.
I won’t be reading ‘Angel & Faith’ issue 6, ‘Mr Mercedes’ or ‘The Jewel’.
Susan on ‘Neighbours’ really wants to be Judy Davis. Paige is obviously a loon as she is intent on playing happy family minus several members. Things are going to go Jerry Springer as Josh gets it on with cougar Naomi.
“Spineless, gutless waste of space.”
“A bit more of a rant than a story.”
“You are the bad guy.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’; Sienna stabbed Dodger. Will he die? Sadly no. Esther found money and decided to steal it and buy a coffee shop. Esther finally gets attention from Frankie because of the money. Patrick locks the misguided embarrassing street lunatic Sienna in the school basement which does not seem to have a loo. Patrick hugs Nico in an unsettling manner. Jason bemoans being caught up in a drug bust. Rick has to be a father to him and Robbie. Freddie scowls. Sienna recalls a schoolgirl liaison with the son of a builder and thinks that Dodger is Nico’s dad via accidental incest. Oh ick.