epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Devious Maids 1x07 + The 100 1x09 Reviewed

Taking A Message
Rosie learns that Marisol the good woman has a mean streak after a one time student of Marisol’s recognises her. Marisol has a PhD and is an English professor. She and Rosie yell. Carmen is stone faced, arch and sneering. Remi’s drug storyline is tantamount to the Zammo does heroin storyline on ‘Grange Hill’. This was dull.

Best Lines:
“It’s 9 o’clock in the morning.”
“Is it?”

“It leads to emotions and other bad stuff.”

“I no work murder house!”

“I never liked you.”

“Who should I call? My friends don’t really care about me.”

Unity Day
It is Unity Day, the celebration of the day the 12 stations came together to form the Ark. There was a 13th station but it was destroyed. A bomb blows up Unity Day. Kane’s mother is among the dead The 100 whine. Diana and her plotters plan to steal the Exodus ship. Abby is stabbed. Bellamy, Raven and Japer war monger. They and Clarke are awful people. Octavia and Lincoln want to get it on. Finn conflates his importance, Diana plots and the 100 have a still. Clarke is an ass, Raven is full of enviable sneering and the workers revolt on the Ark. Clarke meets the Grounder leader Anya (Dichen Lachman of ‘Last Resort’ and ‘Dollhouse’) who has excessive eye make up and screws things up even more. Clarke learns their flares burnt a Grounder village to the ground but doesn’t care. The Exodus ship crashes and burns. This was not good.

Best Lines:
“You ruined everything!”

“We will survive! We always do!”

“You brought this on yourself!”

“Long ago when the Earth was on fire, 12 stations floated through space.”

“We could try talking to them.”
“They seem to prefer stabbing.”

“I’m going to lead you home.”

“You’re invaders.”

Tags: devious maids, the 100

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