‘Jersey Shore Massacre’ trailer
Fist pumping morons get hacked and slashed. Ha and the trailer proclaims: you’re not the only one who wants them dead.
‘Kill The Messenger’ trailer
Jeremy Renner stars in a true story about a reporter who uncovers something and pays for it. Looks good.
Best Lines:
“National security and crack cocaine in the same sentence. Does that not sound strange to you?”
“This story scares people.”
“Well it should.”
“Some stories are just too true to tell.”
‘Begin Again’ promo
Hee.
‘If I Stay’ promo
No.
‘Awkward’ promo
How long are MTV going to drag this out?
Choco Chip Cookies - yum.
Chipotle & Lime Butter - yum.
Bombay Potatoes - yum.
Dark Chocolate with Peanut Butter - yum.
Honey and Ginger yogurt - yum.
Elderflower presse - delicious.
Garlic Stuffed Olives - adorable.
I’m not interested in ‘The Strain’ TV show.
Aaron Stanford is starring in the TV version of ‘12 Monkeys’. I hated that movie and have no interest in the show.
Dr Bronner’s Rose soap - smells a bit like Turkish Delight.
I am reading ‘The Leftovers’.
‘The Mindy Project’ Quote:
“Aren’t you supposed to be in Syria taking a photo of a tank running over a kid’s Snoopy doll or what have you?”
‘The Big Bang Theory’ Quotes:
“The mean Indian lady tried to make me eat lamb.”
“Order one.”
“Charred meat that tastes like sweat.”
‘The Leftovers’ Quotes:
“She’d been left behind. They all had.”
“Lost the confidence of the voters after attempting to burn down his own house in act of what he called “ritual purification”. It didn’t work - the fire department insisted on extinguishing the blaze over his bitter objections.”
“Total strangers sometimes found it necessary to punch him in the face.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“You are at high risk for turning up dead.”
“Hyper-triggered state.”
“Such a dysfunctional path.”
“I give her money because I don’t want her going out and stripping.”
“I’m wasting my time talking to you.”
“I jumped out of a moving car when I was pregnant.”
“Quit talking to me bitch!”
“I wouldn’t have been missed.”
“He sprayed her down with mace.”
“Did she drive a car off a 35 foot embankment under the influence?”
“What’s she doing for a job?”
“Stripping.”
“I’m feeling very bullied.”
“Spiralling into an abyss.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Finn is arrested and denied bail. Diane is in denial. Nancy is vile to John-Paul. People finally realise why John-Paul had a breakdown for months. Dodger and Maxine hook up - isn’t she his stepmother? Is Cindy still missing? Sinead tells Tony an ugly truth, is she still married to Freddie? The Luke case isn’t mentioned.