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Trailers, Quotes and a 2003 Tape Tale

‘Exists’ trailer
Morons film themselves on their iphones. They find Bigfoot and he attacks like an MMA fighter. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Best Lines:
“Eeeewww!”

“There’s no credible documented cases of a Sasquatch attack!”
“SHUT UP ABOUT A SASQUATCH!!”
“It’s okay there’s nothing out there.”

A Good Marriage’ (2014) trailer
An adaptation of the Stephen King story. Dorothy (Joan Allen) is happy that her husband Bob (Anthony LaPaglia) has a hobby that gets him out of the house. Until one night in the garage when she finds out his ‘hobby’ is being a serial killer. Cue weepy face and Bob being menacing.

Best Line:
“You just had to look didn’t you?”

‘Annabelle’ trailer
A prequel to ‘The Conjuring’. It is the 1960s and clocks tick, doors creep, an old radio plays and what is either a ghost or an evil dolly or a demon menaces.

Best Lines:
“I like your dolls.”

“What is there left to be scared of?”

“There are things happening.”

“Protect your family.”

‘Gone Girl’ trailer
Amy and Nick, the not so perfect marriage.

‘The Guest’ promo
Mmmmm.

‘Doctor Who’ 8x03 promo
Mmmm.

‘House Of Cards’ season 2 clip
VP Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey and his terrible Southern accent) and his wife Claire sandwich their Secret Service agent Meechum for a threeway. Everyone looks into it even the Underwoods who are lizards who walk upright.

Best Lines:
“Is it painful?”
“Bourbon helps.”

“Let me know if this hurts.”
“Not one bit Sir.”

“You needed that.”

Se7en’ (1995) clip
John Doe the serial killer surrenders. No-one notices the blood drenched freak until he starts yelling. When I saw this film, it was a real surprise who the actor playing John Doe was.

Best Lines:
“You’re looking for me.”

“Keep away from him!”

“I know you.”

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I am reading ‘Spirit Bound’.

I will review ‘Take This Waltz’, ‘Divergent’ and ‘The Leftovers’ (book).

Tided up LJ tags.

Costa Rica Origin 71% Dark Chocolate - excellent.
Watermelon Margarita - good.
Wild Rose Ice Cream - yum.
Huevos Rancheros - good.

Hollisters is pretentious.

The entire ‘Star Wars: Expanded Universe’ has been declared non-canon - take that ‘Legacy of the Force’ saga, ha ha Jacen.

Hawkeye will be in ‘Captain America 3’? Yay!

Chad Michael Murray and Enver Gjokaj have joined ‘Agent Carter’? Cool.

There is to be an ‘Omen’ TV show called ‘Damien’? Mmmm.

There is to be a TV show take on ‘The Devil’s Advocate’? No.

Anyone else recall the 1988 movie ‘Beverly Hills Vamp’?

Anyone else recall the Amy Irving 1986 miniseries ‘Anastasia: The Mystery of Anna’ which was about Anna Anderson who claimed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia.

They’re rebooting ‘Underworld’? Enough!

‘The Negotiator’ Quotes:
“You see what they’re making me do?”

“You want to shoot him on national television now?”

“They’re not listening to you Chris. So I’m going to show them why they should.”

“You and only you.”

“What if you’re wrong about me?”

“50% of what you don’t have.”

“I’m going to take you down myself.”

“Nice try Sabian.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“His probation officer warned me: don’t marry him.”

“Why is this okay?”

“Mealticket looking dirt bag.”

“That’s bullcrap.”

BBC News’ Quote:
“His dog ate his warning letters from the Council.”

‘Panorama’ Quote:
“I’m not distracting no-one!”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Sandy is gone from the opening credits. Darren and Nancy get remarried in the grotto where Esther tried to kill herself, destroying her liver in the process. Esther is at the wedding. Poor Esther, even now no-one cares. Robbie is locked up. Rick mumbles. Nancy freaks out and realises Finn is the attacker. No-one listens. Diane is a snot. John-Paul finally speaks up. Nancy says John-Paul is her best friend, say what?

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Cleared out a tape from 2003. It began with a season 7 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Conversations With Dead People’ in which Andrew was ignorant, Jonathan was stupid, Dawn annoyed and Willow was a mouth-breather. Buffy and her souldead gang talk to dead people. Ugly things are said in perpetual darkness. This was illogical as the First Evil was behind it all and Andrew kills Jonathan and got away with it. This ep was overhyped.

Best Lines:
“She’ll think it’s blood.”

“Been in the chronic ward since graduation.”

Then came a season 4 ‘Angel’ ep ‘Spin The Bottle’ in which Lorne is all alone relating via flashback how a spell went wrong. Wesley stomped around whining about being abandoned and sulking. Then a spell causes amnesia and everyone acts like they’re 17. This was tired, lazy and unfunny. Connor bores, Fred craves weed and the Beast makes a cameo. Season 5 would reveal why Lorne was all alone but by then nobody cared.

Best Lines:
“Princess Charles.”
“It’s Wesley.”

“Gee, I wonder how you earned that nickname.”

“The socially handicapbale.”

“I’m not your friend you English pig!”

Then came a season 2 ‘Smallville’ ep ‘Lineage’ in which a crazy woman shows up in town, Lana gets yet another plot and the events after Clark arrived on Earth are shown. Pete takes up space, Lex is in peril also Jonathan and his dem Luthors ranting is shown to be a hypocrite. TPTB destroyed the clex for nothing.

Finally there was another season 7 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Sleeper’. It was a Spike ep. Groan. Spike is murdering people again; Buffy and the gang do nothing about it. Anya is wasted, Giles is in peril and this was crap. This show received far too much unquestioning, obsequious critical acclaim.

Best Line:
Soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half way to happyland by now.”
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