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Trailers, Quotes and a 2002 Tape Tale

‘Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice’ teaser trailer
Mmmm. Why are Batman’s eyes glowing?

‘Cuckoo’ series 2 trailer
Cuckoo is dead and his son (Taylor Lautner) shows up. WTF?

‘The Walking Dead’ season 5 trailer
Rick picks ANOTHER fight. A dude wants to go to Washington DC. People power walk.

Best Line:
“We will make the dead die and the living will have this world again.”

‘The Love Punch’ trailer
Ha.

Best Line:
“I’m dying for a pee.”

‘The 100’ 1x04 promo
Uh.

‘50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy’ trailer
Okay then.

‘Doctor Who’ promo
WTF?

Best Line:
“Listen!”

‘A Touch of Cloth III’ promo
Ha! I’m looking forward.

Best Line:
“Newblood.”

‘Sister Act’ is a pretty bad film: “You sang in the hotel! Badly!”

I will review ‘Ted’.

Roasted Red Pepper Pate with Basil Price = okay.

‘Person of Interest’ Gag Reel Quotes:
“Jesus can you make the wind stop blowing?”

“Remember I’m Jesus.”

‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Quotes:
“I got kicked out of ballet school.”

“Here you are, handcuffed to a table, in a locked room.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Their entire family is covering up their dark and twisted past.”

“Nobody was ever buried in our backyard. Nobody was ever murdered.”

“She has murdered people and buried them in your backyard?”

“The truth is knowable.”

“Come across as really hostile.”

“An angry tone.”

“A suggested thought.”

‘Doctors’ Quote:
“He opened his mouth in blasphemy!”

‘Eastenders’ Quotes:
“Your scumbag family!”

“You’ve always been an airhead.”

In ‘Hollyoaks’: Maxine’s middle name is Stephanie. Dodger is a trenchant moron. Maxine has no hen party because she has no friends and no one offers to throw her one. Maxine gets to the airport to escape only to be dragged away. Patrick foiled her escape with sneering delight.

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Cleared out a 2002 tape. It opened with a ‘Dead Like Me’ ep ‘Reaper Madness’ in which a portable CD player is listened to. George dates a live boy and it’s all larky. At first. George whines. Dull. Then came another ‘Dead Like Me’ ep ‘A Cook’ in which there is a feud with a cook. George steals a dog and leaves it for her family. Mason wanders around in Union Jack underpants. Dull.

Then came an ‘I-Man’ ep ‘Exposed’ in which Tommy (Armin Shimerman of ‘Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’ and ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’) lurks. The SWRB baddies play pinball. Tommy recalls that he is the bad guy. Ebrets wears a dirty sweaty vest and tries to be Bruce Willis. Darien is in peril again and there is a ‘Prey’ crossover. This was dull.

Best Line:
“The windows. Oh ha! There are no windows!”

Then came an ‘X Files’ ep ‘Existence’ in which there is bad CGI and muttering about human replacements who will repopulate the planet. Scully gives birth. What was so special about that kid? Nothing! Adam Baldwin lurks playing the exact same role he always does. Krycek won’t stop talking. TPTB ruined his mystique. There are guns, people get shot, a kiss and people come to adore Scully’s infant. This was terrible.
Tags: a touch of cloth, doctor who, person of interest, tape tales, the walking dead, thoughts, trailers, xfiles
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