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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Hollyoaks’ 6 Weeks Of Summer trailer
Maxine and Patrick’s wedding day arrives. Finn gets his. Sam gets hers. Cindy goes missing. Teegan tries to steal Peri. Nancy is in peril. There is a car crash and Theresa returns. Mmm.

‘Vampire Academy’ (2014) trailer
I skimmed Book 1 of the series and it was crap. I am not surprised this flopped hard. Plastic fangs, wooden acting, Gabriel Byrne, punches, quips and this looks stupid.

‘Doomwatch’ (1972) trailer
Yelling, dramatic turning, digging and Aran jumpers. Looks ridiculous.

Best Line:
“I can’t help you! I can’t help you!”

‘Nikita’ season 4 promo
Nikita is wanted, Amanda is snide and Michael broods. Yawn.

‘The New Statesman’ Quotes:
“Argie Orgy it is.”

“Eur-oblivion!”

“Garlic stained frog horde!”

“Remember jobs?”

“Dog poos through the letterbox every time.”

‘Bride of Death’ Quote:
“Since when do I have cultists?”

So Thor’s a woman now?

I am reading ‘Bride of Death’.

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Maxine enters the refuge safe house. Where is Mitzeee during all this? Freddie the tattooed chav does a runner. Lindsey acts holier than thou. Patrick finds Maxine and hammers on the safe house door until she goes home with him. Who is the father of Lindsey’s baby? Trevor is ditched and dismissed by Grace. Nana cleans knickers off of Grace’s mirror ball. Maxine is kept prisoner in the flat by Patrick and is planning to escape again.

Best Lines:
“I can’t do this on my own.”

“I would do anything to be rid of you.”
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