‘Doctor Who’ trailer
‘Earth to Echo’ TV spot
‘Violet & Daisy’ trailer
‘The 100’ 1x03 promo
‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ promo
I won’t review ‘Dragon Princess’.
I will review ‘Broken Souls’, ‘The Haunted Book’, season 1 of ‘Reign’, ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ and season 4 of ‘Nikita’.
‘Blade: The Series’ Quote:
‘Doctor Who’ Quote:
‘Modern Family’ Quote:
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“This is fictious.”
“I’m not like this dude.”
“That was very awful.”
“I have heard ridiculous vile language coming from the backyard.”
“You’re problem creators.”
“Just so you leave.”
“They operate a safe house.”
“Keep your trashy gob shut.”
Then came a season 1 ’Torchwood’ ep ’Countrycide’ in which Gwen is charmed by Owen's rapist act as the gang encounter cannibals. Ianto shows off his terrible acting. Gwen screams. There is bad acting and initial interest soon subsides.
“Only in the bloody countryside.”
Then came a ’Blade: The Series’ ep ’Hunters’ during which Krista takes a shower and craves blood. This gets Blade’s goat and he growls. Chase and Charlotte yap in monotones due to injured self-esteem. A vampire serial killer from the 15th century lurks. Marcus does smell the fart acting. Lauren Lee Smith has a tiny role. This was boring.
Then finally there was another ’Blade: The Series’ ep ’Monsters’. Marcus snuck a bomb onto Charlotte’s Lear jet in a sword hilt. Charlotte and her lumbering butler don’t die. Marcus is too busy planning his pureblood massacre to care. Blade and Agent Collins meet. I don’t care about the arcane mores of the 12 vampire Houses. Blade is invariably an ass. This show is expunged from my memory. Blade stomps around the woods in leather and sunglasses and uses the term “familiar” not thrall. Blade finds it permissible to be an ass and act unconstructively. Collins has a sad back-story and dies in foreseeable fashion. Charlotte and her lumbering butler massacre, chomp and turn people until Blade kills them. Is this supposed to be a wham ep? Well it was just boring even after Blade kills Collins. Yawn.
“How’s that possible?”