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Trailers, Quotes and a 1998 Tape Tale

‘Doctor Who’ promo
Go away Clara.

Best Line:
“Am I a good man?”

‘The Honourable Woman’ 1x03 promo
Nessa is hysterical some more.

‘The Walking Dead’ 4x06 promo
Staring! Staring! Staring! No.

‘Batman: The Complete Series’ sizzle reel
No sizzle.

‘The Five Year Engagement’ TV promo
No.

Best Line:
“Grandparents do have a tendency to die.”

Lemon & Spirulina glucose and gluten free raw chocolate = nice.
Orange & Passion fruit drink = ugh.
I made Eggy In The Basket and singed it. Made it again and it turned out okay.

‘Futurama’ Quotes:
“My gambling diaper.”

“What’s rent?”

I will review ‘Masks’, ‘Tiger Shrimp Tango’, ‘Christopher’s Diary: Secrets of Foxworth’, ‘Disavowed’, ‘Jugface: The Pit’, ‘Burning Paradise’, ‘Tainted Blood’, ‘The Devil’s Promise’, ‘Abracadaver’, ‘Sherlock Holmes: The Impossible Cases’ and ‘A Century of Creepy Stories’.

Caught the end of a ‘Hollyoaks’ episode and Patrick threw Maxine down a flight of stairs.
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Cleared out a tape from 1998. It opened with an ‘Earth Final Conflict’ season 1 ep ‘Pandora’s Box’ in which Lili wears a very short skirt and there is babbling about Taelon violence. Boone has visions. Nigel Bennett’s guest appearance is wasted and there is awful SFX, gurning, muttering and a murderous Taelon. This was not only boring but plain awful.

Then there was an ‘X Files’ ep ’Unusual Suspects’. This was a whole episode flashback to 1989 which shows how the Lone Gunmen came to be and how they met Mulder. Byers met Suzanne, Richard Belzer appears playing Detective Munch, Suzanne wants a mysterious file and there is hacking. The FBI and men in black run around. There are ancient internet and printers. Suzanne has a bugged tooth and is paranoid and goes on about an engineered biological operation. This had promise but was oddly dull and Suzanne was treated as an irrelevant bipedal vagina.

Best Lines:
“You hippie jerk!”

“Shut up ya narc!”

“Up yours narc.”

“John Fitzgerald Byers. 11-22-63.”
“Seriously.”
“I was named after JFK. Before the assassination my parents were going to call me Bertram.”

“If you want a converter that’ll short out and burn your house down. Definitely talk to this guy.”
“That was a one time fluke.”

“Daddy needs a new Sword Of Wounding.”

Then came a ‘The Pretender’ ep ‘A Stand Up Guy’. Jarod and his stubble pretends to be in the mob. Miss Parker continues being repellently needy for her father’s scraps of affection. Lyle does stuff and yaps. Miss Parker wears an indecently short skirt. This bored.

Then came a season 3 ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep ‘Maternal Instincts’ in which Solan, Callisto and Gabrielle wander around. Centaurs trot around, Hope shows up as a bad child actress and Solan still doesn’t know who is mummy is. Gabrielle is stupid and yells a lot. Hope kills Solan and Gabrielle poisons Hope but not very well. This was bad and about as dramatic as a dead fish.
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