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Trailers, Quotes and a 2005 Tape Tale

‘Into The Storm’ trailer

‘The Purge: Anarchy’ trailer

‘The Anomaly’ trailer

Chef’ promo

‘Grace of Monaco’ promo

Best Line:
“An ideal they need to protect.”

Reviews of ‘Rebecca’, ‘In The Flesh’, ’Night Terrors’, ’Devious Maids’ and ’The Sacrament’ forthcoming.

Black Cherry & Apple jam = ugh.
Mango = yum.
Dark chocolate with mint = very good.

Did a big tidy up of LJ tags.

‘The Listeners’ by Walter De La Mare is a great poem.

‘Blood Ties’ (1991) Quotes:
“Even I can only buy what’s for sale.”

“Don’t stare at them.”

‘Raffles’ Quotes:
“At last spotted that I’m not quite the common cracksman I would have him think me.”

“Drank like a fire engine.”

“He had whipped out a whacking great revolver!”
“Not at the table?”
“At the table! In the middle of his speech!”

“There was quite a panic for the moment, one fellow was saying his prayers under the table, and the waiters bolted to man.”

‘Without A Trace’ Quote:
“It’s like they almost want to be suspects.”

Hannah Weller Quote:
“When asked to stop he threatened to fight my husband.”

‘Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ Quotes:
“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”

“How’s it going Royal ugly dude?”

‘Futurama’ Quotes:
“The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways, by force!”

“Curse you merciful Poseidon!”

‘Frasier’ Quotes:
“It beats having me bum bounced back across the pond.”

“Oh my God, there’s the border! I can see the line of cars.”

“The tyranny of the blank page.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I feel like my wife’s behaviour is going to give me a heart attack by the time I’m 35.”

“If you had a job, you wouldn’t be alone.”

“He acts like a bum.”

“If I don’t agree, my life’s a living hell.”

“Must brush teeth immediately after drinking or no sex.”

“The worst person ever.”

“You want him to fix you.”

“I don’t talk to anybody, ever.”

“Bum. Worthless loser. Trailer trash.”

“It’s an ugly contrast.”

“You cannot make her happy.”

“Stop tying.”

“It’s not their job to make you happy.”

Red Dwarf’ Quotes:
“It’ll make him look more authentic. People will think he’s got dysentery.”

“A shambolic drunken set-to.”
“Which you started.”

“I had a raw sprout.”

“Get the hacksaw.”

‘Feed’ Quotes:
“Zombies tend to surround structures on the off chance they might contain things to eat or infect.”

“Governor, you saw action in the Canadian Border Cleansing I’d expect you to understand why Alaska had to be abandoned.”

‘Raised By Wolves’ Quote:
“We get to watch telly. All day. Every day.”

‘Glee’ Quotes:
“I didn’t know ‘Backdraft’ was a musical.”

“Mr Package!”

‘Animal Rescue’ Quotes:
“Hopefully Shayne’s plan will bring Raoul and his possum out of hiding.”

“There’s been a dramatic turn in the possum case.”

“A significant worm burden.”

Cleared out a tape from 2005. It opened with the ‘Smallville’ ep ‘Lexmas’ in which Lex gets shot for the 500th time and his crazy dead mother gives him a vision of how his life could be. Lex hallucinates himself living a hand to mouth existence with Lana and their son Alex. Also Lana is ‘pregnant’/has a pillow shoved under her jumper. Lex is not meditative or prosaic about this stupid hallucination and finds it advantageous to discard it. He wakes up to find himself alone in a dark hospital ward at Christmas while the friends who abandoned him are at a Christmas party ignoring his plight. Clark makes moron faces and strides around. Chloe acts in a borderline offensive manner. This was spectacularly crap. Clark and his mates are ecstatic jerks. TPTB always gave Lana way too much importance and made Clark into a mad callous narcissist.

Then came the ‘SG1’ ep ‘Crusade’ in which Vala pops up to give a warning about the Ori. She’s living on an Ori world where the Ori provide tidier streets and a quasi-medieval lifestyle. Tomin debuts. TPTB wasted him and the Ori. Tomin does longing sighs, the Ori plan a crusade and Tomin’s preconceived notions can’t be broken. Anti-Ori types evince a plan, it fails. This was dull and grating. Why do so many aliens in ‘SG1’ live such anachronistic lives? Why does everyone talk in arch, ingratiating and wacky cute fashion?

Best Lines:
“Whose baby is it?”

“Evil must not be allowed to fester anywhere!”

“Gods cannot be gods without those who stand beneath them gazing upwards.”

“Risked everything to save it and smuggle it out of the city.”

“The unbelievers far away.”

Then came an ‘Invasion’ ep ‘Power’ in which the cultured aesthete Tom and the kids go on a trip. The snotty alien teenager (Elisabeth Moss) joins Tom’s private alien army. Russell stomps around, Larkin is bibulous, Mariel is conversant and a new world is envisioned. This had no joy, dignity or honour present.

Best Lines:
“Stop walking away from me!”

“Does he know that I know?”

“His office has no windows?”
“Maybe he’s a vampire too.”

Finally there was another ‘Smallville’ ep ‘Fanatic’ in which the ridiculous Jonathan Kent running for public office against Lex plotline drags on. What informed voter would vote for Jonathan who looks unlithe in a suit and has Lois Lane as a campaign manager? Lex has another crazy stalker, Clark yells at Lana for going to college and studying astronomy. Lionel bustles about and this was crap.

Best Lines:
“Nice deflection, I don’t fall for that anymore.”

“Please don’t make me finish this sentence Clark.”
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