‘Mega Piranha’ trailer
This 2010 film looks stupid as Paul Logan kicks killer fish in the face.
“It was giant piranha!”
“They will never stop!”
“Florida is being attacked by giant fish with teeth!”
“You’re fish food!”
‘Mega Python v Gatoroid’ clip
Debbie Gibson (stick insect) and Tiffany (white trash with syringed lips) throw down via some bad acting leading to a cat fight with T&A and cake.
“Gator baiting bitch!”
Tootsie Roll = nice, but what is it?
Traditional Lemonade = good and sour.
Garlic & Mixed Herb Crisps = yum.
Pate on Sourdough bread = yummy.
Georgian white wine and cheese = nice.
Chocolate cupcakes = excellent.
Bill Maher Quote:
“The culture war is over and we won.”
‘Hawaii Five-0’ Quotes:
“How does that happen?”
“Do you think we’re the only ones? We’re not. There are many more like me.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quote:
“The answer is in your mouth.”
“We have no minds of our own.”
“These land apes.”
“It’s his home, forever.”
“Mired in controversy. Mired.”
“If you see the stork what brings us babies, kill it!”
“I endorse this tirade.”
“Our corn on the cob has become self-aware.”
“This is the pinnacle of conversation around here!”
“The boy bands of the art world.”
“They’re all ugly because you’re in them!”
“Write an autobiographical novel trashing the rest of them.”
“Your friend will always be part of our drinking water.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Diane is stupid. Social corrector Finn menaces Blessing. Mercedes shows up to lick a beer bottle. Nancy deduces that Esther stole the exam papers. After many demonstrations that Ste’s parenting is affected by his sue of the sniff, Sonny reports him to social services. Ste has no concept of responsibility. Where is Amy? Tony does not want to know Ste. Tony is ever the nice good guy. Is the drug raid on Tony’s flat not recalled? Ziggy wears obscenely tight shorts to woo Leela.