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Quotes & a 2001 Tape Tale

Passion fruit choc = nice.
Salt choc = nice.
Chocolate fudge = nice.
Greek yoghurt with honey = excellent.

Seth Rogen dislikes his 2011 ‘The Green Hornet’ movie? Awww.

Mads Mikkelsen was Le Chiffre in 2006’s ‘Casino Royale’ aka one of the worst Bond villains ever? Damn.

Remember jellies? The brightly coloured plastic beachwear shoes?

The Goodies’ 1972 ep ‘Kitten Kong’ is a classic.

A new Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child book is out later this year. Does anyone still care?

I am reading ‘Bird Box’.

‘To Rise Again At A Decent Hour’ Quote:
“Misfits, rejects, ex-slavers, heretics, whores, knuckle draggers from the Neolithic, and a few of your more comely lepers, all atop dehydrated camels and traipsing across the Bible’s inhospitable terrain. The weird thing is, nobody bothers them.”

‘Riptide’ Quotes:
“It stood out among the maps, French pornography, and naval works that made up the rest of the library.”

“Scurvy doesn’t make you toss fourscore people into a common grave and skedaddle in such a hurry that you leave gold and emeralds behind.”

“A fragment vomited up from hell.”

‘My Granny The Escort’ Quote:
“I said to him happy birthday, my parental responsibility has ended.”

‘Hawaii Five-0’ Quotes:
“Nothing says I love you like drugstore candy.”

“This vodka tastes like urine.”

“We drag his ass out.”

‘Vengeance Unlimited’ Quotes:
“A man who chose to divorce his wife of 30 years to marry a silicon slut!”

“I’m so sorry you left me!”

‘Glee’ Quotes:
“Don’t test me. I was a foster kid.”

“Skanks.”

“Forced to sway in the background.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“The worst teenager I’ve ever seen.”

“She just smokes pot all the time.”

“You stupid whore prune.”

“I did not try to light the house on fire, thank you very much.”

“You were expelled from Catholic school?”

“You recently had a tooth knocked out in a fight?”

“Message viewers in a strong fashion.”

“Negative history and momentum.”

‘Flood’ Quotes:
“Otherwise in a generation’s time, they won’t be using your lunar eclipses to work out longitude. They’ll be cowering from God’s blinking eye.”

“It was a report out of what was left of America, relayed by radio, that the horse was believed to be extinct.”

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Cleared out a 2001 tape. It began with an ‘Invisible Man’ ep ‘Ralph’ in which the tracking was off and Darien pretends to be a girl’s imaginary friend. Is this reminiscent of anything? Not ornate.

Then there was an incoherent ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep 'The God You Know' in which the Archangel Michael, the Emperor Caligula (Alexis Arquette) and Eve bore. Xena runs around in tacky gold armour, Ares bores and Aphrodite is an ornament. None of the aforementioned things make this ep any good. There is a ‘sexy’ bath and it all looks cheap. This show full of women in batwing tops is only the gutted memory of what this show used to be.

Best Line:
“Stopping now.”

Then came a ‘Nash Bridges’ ep ‘Recover Me’ in which thick necked men stand around, the script languishes in the doldrums and this ep has not one positive attribute.

Finally there was an ‘Andromeda’ ep ‘It’s Hour Come Round At Last’ in which the ship goes crazy, CGI stuff blows up, people run around yelling and Trance flies the ship into Magog space. The gang fight extras in ratty monkey suits. The Magog world ship shows up. Dull

Best Line:
“Those worlds, they’re hollow and they’re full of Magog.”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Holly lies about Dodger raping her to hide her cheating from Jason. Things fall apart. Blessing reveals herself to Dennis who savagely rejects her. Holly finds it impossible to take back her lies. Dirk chooses Cindy over the whining Dodger. No wonder Will went crazy. Finn beats up Blessing. Sinead tries to alert Tony and Diane to Finn’s laptop full of violent porn. The duo continues their chronic neglect style of parenting. Add it to their innumerable list of failures. This is more grist to Sinead’s plotting. Esther shows up with a new hairdo and a desire to go to a London fashion school. Sandy disowns Freddie. Darren is sick. Esther steals the A Level exam papers and Robbie is blamed. Blessing dumps Dennis and Finn’s works begin to unravel.
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