Seth Rogen dislikes his 2011 ‘The Green Hornet’ movie? Awww.
Mads Mikkelsen was Le Chiffre in 2006’s ‘Casino Royale’ aka one of the worst Bond villains ever? Damn.
Remember jellies? The brightly coloured plastic beachwear shoes?
‘The Goodies’ 1972 ep ‘Kitten Kong’ is a classic.
A new Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child book is out later this year. Does anyone still care?
I am reading ‘Bird Box’.
‘To Rise Again At A Decent Hour’ Quote:
“Scurvy doesn’t make you toss fourscore people into a common grave and skedaddle in such a hurry that you leave gold and emeralds behind.”
“A fragment vomited up from hell.”
‘My Granny The Escort’ Quote:
‘Hawaii Five-0’ Quotes:
“This vodka tastes like urine.”
“We drag his ass out.”
‘Vengeance Unlimited’ Quotes:
“I’m so sorry you left me!”
“Forced to sway in the background.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“She just smokes pot all the time.”
“You stupid whore prune.”
“I did not try to light the house on fire, thank you very much.”
“You were expelled from Catholic school?”
“You recently had a tooth knocked out in a fight?”
“Message viewers in a strong fashion.”
“Negative history and momentum.”
“It was a report out of what was left of America, relayed by radio, that the horse was believed to be extinct.”
Then there was an incoherent ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep 'The God You Know' in which the Archangel Michael, the Emperor Caligula (Alexis Arquette) and Eve bore. Xena runs around in tacky gold armour, Ares bores and Aphrodite is an ornament. None of the aforementioned things make this ep any good. There is a ‘sexy’ bath and it all looks cheap. This show full of women in batwing tops is only the gutted memory of what this show used to be.
Then came a ‘Nash Bridges’ ep ‘Recover Me’ in which thick necked men stand around, the script languishes in the doldrums and this ep has not one positive attribute.
Finally there was an ‘Andromeda’ ep ‘It’s Hour Come Round At Last’ in which the ship goes crazy, CGI stuff blows up, people run around yelling and Trance flies the ship into Magog space. The gang fight extras in ratty monkey suits. The Magog world ship shows up. Dull