‘Hercules’ trailer
Dwayne Johnson is Hercules and somewhere Kevin Sorbo is crying. Where’s Iolaus? Hercules wears a lion and wields a club.
‘Noah’ trailer
I am impressed.
‘Transcendence’ trailer
If Johnny Depp wasn’t in this, I’d see it.
‘Pompeii’ trailer
No.
Meet ‘The Quiet Ones’
This Hammer movie looks good.
‘About A Boy’ promo
No.
‘New Worlds’ promo
No!
‘Calvary’ TV spot
Oh, it’s funny.
‘Mad Men’ promo
John Hamm can’t act, at all.
Clip from ‘The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes Smarter Brother’ (1975)
Holmes and Watson are in peril, Watson screams “Holy Jesus Christ” and Holmes has his bitch paste on. Hee.
The latest ‘Gotham’ casting is interesting. Me Likey.
I have an urge to try Cotton Candy ice cream.
I won’t review ‘Half Bad’.
Reviews of ‘The Boy With The Porcelain Blade’ and ‘Annihilation’ forthcoming.
‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes’ Quotes:
“I’m not going to beg for mercy.”
“You wouldn’t get any.”
“This might hurt, a lot.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Five rehabs?”
“She gave Ty psychotropic drugs via his genitals.”
“She also said all of my family at my wedding were fake.”
“What man files a restraining order against his mother?”
“Are you under mind control?”
“Why am I not dead yet?”
“You crazy.”
“She had Ty in a cult.”
“You use my brother’s death like a tool.”
‘Eastenders’ Quotes:
“Everybody shunned him.”
“My Nick, he never repented.”
‘N’ Quotes:
“I don’t think finding it would be a good idea.”
“I think someone watches that field.”
“It belongs to nothing from this world or this universe.”
“It is trying to eat its way thru.”
“Under no circumstances come back here.”
“I swear there’s nothing out there, so stay away.”
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On ‘Hollyoaks’, Patrick gives away Maxine’s puppy and tells her it died and that it was all her fault. Ste obfuscates. Diane kicks Tony out of his own flat. Katy is rushed to hospital and Finn hurls accusations at Sinead. With Katy in intensive care, Lindsey hurls accusations of poison at Sinead and has her arrested. Diane and Freddie turn on Sinead and Finn accuses Sinead of “lapping up the attention”. Finn the rapist is making moral judgements. Teegan and Leela annoy. Sandy is sick of Fraser and Sinead’s lack of social tact damns her.