“You can’t be bothered to pledge our flag?”
“We’re from a far more superior planet.”
Reviews of ‘Star Crossed’, ‘In The After’, ‘The Screaming Book Of Horror’, ‘Half Bad’, ‘The Circle’, ‘House of Bathory’, ‘Acolytes of Cthulhu’ and ‘Elfie Hopkins’ forthcoming.
Timothy Dalton is 70?!?
‘Banquet For The Damned’ Quote:
I am reading ‘Banquet For The Damned’.
I won’t be reviewing ‘Supernatural’ anymore, I’m done.
On ‘Hollyoaks’: things get worse for John-Paul as Finn gets him sent to jail for six months. Sandy, Finn, Tom and Peri are all awful. Peri falls down some stairs. I am not caring.
Then came a season 7 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Get It Done’ in which everyone lives in Buffy’s house. This was a season of relentless negativity. Everyone is shiny, Kennedy acts like she is the boss and a slayer-in-waiting kills herself. Buffy buries the suicide in her garden and goes on a disconcertingly defeatist rant about how the dead girl was an idiot and how Buffy carries them all. Robin Wood has a bag of his ma’s slayer stuff. Cue bad SFX, magical artefacts just fall out of the sky in season 7 and it turns out magic men made slayers by taking a girl and filling her with demon smoke. Spike gets way too much screen time. This was unsavvy, stupid and boring.
Finally there was an ‘Angel’ season 4 ep ‘Release’ in which Wesley tried to be mean and moody. Faith gets beat up. Cordy is evil. Angelus runs around and there is a cliffhanger. This was sub-euphoric.