The Man Of Bronze Doc Savage #2
It is the 1940s and Doc Savage is useless, his cousin Patricia Savage lurks with non-1940s hair. Doc Savage has a crime college, where criminals are brainwashed to be good. Doc has a Helldiver but not a working brain. Doc Savage is a creepy fascist with a roided body and he is working on a secret thing. This was terrible. Why should I care about the bleating Doc Savage?
Best Line:
“At last I will be vindicated, and never more will --.”
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The Man Of Bronze Doc Savage #3
It is 1961 and Doc Savage unveils his immortality serum. He has more idiot followers, some of whom he gets killed because he’s an arrogant idiot. This was crap and I’m done with it.
Best Line:
“It’s all gone. All of it.”
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Ghost #2
What are the demons planning? The Ghost in bed sheets wants to know. A serial killer with a pillowcase over his head lurks. There is gore and yelling and people in peril. This was boring and I don’t care about the cultural invasion of demons.
Best Line:
“Calling it “hell” is being generous.”