‘The Following’ 2x09 promo
Mmmmm.
Best Line:
“You will never feel safe again.”
‘Starred Up’ TV spot
WTF?
‘Game of Thrones’ season 4 trailer
Yawn.
Best Line:
“They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Oh my God, who have I married?”
“Nosy old nag ass.”
“The clubhouse whores.”
“This guy’s peeing on the wall.”
‘Insurgent’ Quotes:
“But what happens when not everyone wants to strum banjos and grow crops?”
“Can I ask why you’re throwing knives at cheese?”
‘Bones’ Quotes:
“Those pools are contaminated with faecal matter from wild boar.”
“We’ve all dropped human remains before.”
“I hit him until he stopped laughing.”
‘Inside No 9’ Quotes:
“Why’s he got salt around his bed?”
“Maybe they’ve got slugs.”
I am reading ‘Insurgent’.
‘Inside No 9’ was crap.
Watched another before they were famous type show. It showed the old ‘Coronation Street’ biddy on ‘Rentaghost’ (1981-1984) and a young Tom Daley and Lewis Hamilton showing off their skills. We saw clips of a young Brian Blessed in ‘Z Cars’, ‘The Valiant’, ’Space: 1999’ and playing Porthos in the 1960s. We also saw Jennifer Lopez in ‘Hotel Malibu’ in 1994 and a hysterical Aaron Paul on ‘The Price Is Right’ in 2000. There was Paul Potts showed off his rotten teeth in 1999. One of the ‘Birds of a Feather’ was on ‘Dick Turpin’, an ‘Emmerdale’ actress was in a girl group called Paper Dolls and Hugh Jackman was in an Australian prison drama in 1995. Andrew Garfield’s early roles were shown and even then he had the eyes of a lunatic hippy. Tony from ‘Hollyoaks’ horrible previous roles were shown off, he once starred alongside Christian Bale. Ha, oh he's so bitter!
‘Home And Away’ used to be a campy Australian soap. But its downfall was made even more obvious when they brought back Roo, but recast the role with a new actress. New Roo looks nothing like original Roo and acts nothing like her. No wonder I haven’t watched ‘Home and Away’ since the days of original Roo.
On ‘Hollyoaks’, Sinead has lost custody of Katy due to the smug, rude and condescending Diane and Lindsey. Sinead and Freddie have had enough of the callous disregard and abduct Katy and wait to board the slowest moving car ferry. Such drastic measures taken due to persistent and unfounded criticism will no doubt go awry.