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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘The Starving Games’ trailer
A ‘Hunger Games’ parody from the ‘Vampires Suck’ people. It promises violence, Angry Birds, Taylor Swift, ‘Avatar’ homages, Psy, a visit from ‘The Expendables’ and ‘The Avengers’. Plus Kantmiss gets some bird poo in the eye. I’m sure the best bits are all in this trailer. It amused me I’ll admit.

‘Blood on Satan’s Claw’ trailer
The grave of the devil is disturbed leading to mad wigs, devil’s children, staring and OTT ye olde butchered English. It looks interesting.

Best Lines:
“How do we know sir, what is dead?”

“Thou stole my master’s skin!”

Die Screaming Marianne’ trailer
WTF?

‘Frightmare’ trailer
A farmhouse of crazy. No.

‘Hatchet for the Honeymoon’ trailer
WTF?

‘The Beast In The Cellar’ trailer
No.

Best Line:
“Who have you been burying in the middle of the night?”

‘The Body Stealers’ trailer
Aliens, the Red Arrows and weird stuff.

Best Lines:
“He’d lost control of his vocal cords.”

“It’s horrifying!”

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Read more on ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ and the more I learn, the less I care.

I am reading ‘Red Hill’.

I liked the Sochi opening ceremony.

After Eight dessert = divine.

Reviews of ‘Divergent’, ‘Hang Wire’, ‘The Black Guard’ and ‘The Girl With All The Gifts’ forthcoming.

There will be no review of ‘Hostages’ 1x05 ‘Truth and Consequences’.

‘’Cheaper by the Dozen’ Quote:
“Respect the perimeter kids.”

‘Royal Cousins At War’ Quotes:
“He is utterly false.”

“Seen as a lazy King. Because he’s too fat and too interested in going to parties.”

“To this day nobody’s ever really understood why an Admiral could think that he was encountering the Japanese fleet in the North Sea.”

“Weak as water, deplorably unsophisticated, immature and reactionary.”

“Dirty bastard.”

“He was hopelessly entangled in the net of his perfidy and lies.”

“Crush them all under you.”

‘Red Hill’ Quotes:
“But on that day, he would have been a criminal, if he weren’t already dead.”

“With all the television shows, comics, books, and movies about the undead, it shouldn’t have been a surprise that somebody was finally both smart and crazy enough to try and make it a reality.”

“The contagion had breached our shores.”

“You need to run.”

“Viral outbreak. The infected are attacking and biting people. They said cadavers this morning. What do you think it is, Ash? Herpes?”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I need you to come full present here right now.”

“His mother was driving around not knowing she had black tar heroin hidden in her car.”

“She went into a full blown meth psychosis rage.”

“My sister is toxic...I’m mortified to be her sister...there’s no hope for this girl.”

‘Charming’ Quote:
“No, I haven’t slain many dragons lately. How could I? They’ve been hibernating close to the Earth’s core for over a thousand years. No, I don’t have any unusual shoe fetishes, glass slipper or otherwise.”
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