Three men work for horrible bosses. A bully (Kevin Spacey), a sexual deviant (Jennifer Aniston) and a cokehead (Colin Farrell). The trio led by Jason Bateman plot to murder said bosses. Cue references to ‘Strangers On A Train’ and ‘Throw Momma From The Train’ as the trio look for a hitman and have an encounter with a man-ho (Ioan Gruffudd of ‘Hornblower’ and ‘Ringer’). This was okay despite the product placement and rape culture jokes. I can't believe the guy who plays Sweets on 'Bones' wrote this.
Best Lines:
“I work for the antichrist.”
“You don’t put a playground right next to a bar, its entrapment.”
“You were drag racing? In a Prius?”
“I don’t win a lot.”
“Just relax there, Jodie Foster.”
“I urinate on other men for money.”
“I’m sorry your coffee was cold!”
“I’m gonna be your murder consultant.”
“You’re disgusting, go home.”
“I want to return to a rape-free workplace.”
“You crazy bitch whore.”
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