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Trailers, Quotes and a 2001 Tape Tale

‘The Quiet Ones’ trailer #2
Jared Harris waves a cigarette around in 1974. A creepy girl is experimented on. This looks good.

Best Line:
“Don’t look into her eyes.”

‘The Musketeers’ 1x02 promo
Didn’t ‘V For Vendetta’ do this already?

‘Babylon’ promo

‘Hannibal’ season 2 trailer
Jack’s stupid beyond words. Will’s in a cage and Hannibal cuts loose.

Best Lines:
“Could we have been that wrong?”

“There will be a reckoning.”

‘Robocop’ TV spot

The 1960s ‘Batman’ show with Adam West and Burt Ward will be out on DVD this year.

In ‘Batman Begins’, Thomas Wayne was played by Linus Roache!

I will review ‘Underworld: Rise of the Lycans’.

A Katherine Heigl TV show? No thanks.

On ‘Hollyoaks’, Nancy shows off her crazy to Darren as she embarks on more revenge for the Sienna incident. Patrick bullies Maxine and Dodger shows off his chest and causes issues. Dodger has all the presence of urinal water.

‘Raising Hope’ Quotes:
“The last time I went wild I knocked up a serial killer.”

“In high school I became a Goth freak and I pierced my wang doodle.”

“I have low self-esteem and I’m hungry.”

“I haven’t paid a speeding ticket since 1962, you’re about to see why.”

“You’re going to wind up living in a cage in the basement, I feel it.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“You live like this?”

“It’s like God’s vacuum cleaner.”

“Stop being blasé!”

“You’re a big bag of blubber soaked in worthless juice.”

“Gravelly-voiced super-hags.”

‘Domino’ Quote:
“Find another husband with a boat load of cash.”

Cleared out a 2001 tape. It began with an ‘Andromeda’ ep ‘Last Call At The Broken Hammer’ in which Dylan and co visit an old west style world. Dylan talks and talks. Trance gets her tail shot off and a siege develops. This was dull.

Best Line:
“An uber with a big gun.”

Then came an ‘Invisible Man’ ep ‘The Value of Secrets’ in which a woman invents a quantum computer, Darien shows off his love of hair product and the Agency staff are jerks. This looks low budget and cheap. It was crappy enough to make you miss ‘Boston Public’ and the baddie looks like Bob Newhart.

Best Lines:
“Pain, disease and other fun stuff.”

“A combo of hate and fear.”

Then came a ‘Charmed’ ep ‘Prewitched’ in which Piper whines and flashbacks to when Grams was alive shows Prue planning a wedding with her cheating fiancée, Piper working in a bank and Phoebe being trash. Bad wigs are worn and the show’s later dismissal of Prue and their sisterly bond was unforgivable. This was dull and Phoebe was a selfish trash monster.

Best Line:
“I’ve been married for weeks and we’re still living in a bedroom with the wallpaper picked out when I was 9.”

Finally there was another ‘I-Man’ ep ‘Separation Anxiety’ in which Hobbes stalks his ex-wife, again. That challenging material is ignored as TPTB embrace the stalking is love theme. This was boring and icky.

Best Lines:
“A pond doesn’t change its scum.”

“No-one would touch you after your last meltdown.”
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