‘The Following’ season 2 promo
Nice.
Best Lines:
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled.”
“Was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
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‘Raising Hope’ Quotes:
“Marriage, really great decision.”
“I love you, unless you lose.”
“Walk like the love of your parents depends on it.”
“Daddy’s still fighting the bear.”
“We are your biodegradable parents.”
“You were a nightmare child. You know that movie ‘The Exorcist’? You cried the whole way though it.”
“Jimmy turned out to be so Jimmy.”
“I bet they all own swans.”
“Kids are exhausting. They’re God’s punishment for having sex.”
“Sometimes the water has bubbles.”
“Squatting behind the couch and grunting is losing its charm.”
“Maw-Maw’s magic brown.”
“That was Burt’s line but I think he stole it from an episode of ‘MacGyver.”
“That dirty lying chocolate slinging ho!”
“Snitches get stitches.”
“Your bowels are in a blind rage.”
“Remember when I changed the drapes and you thought we’d quantum leaped?”
“In my day they called women like that whores, but it never bothered me.”
“When your dead grandmother asks for them back, I will give them back.”
“Body part sizes were mocked.”
“The big green guy on the can of peas is the Hulk and he gets angry when you don’t buy his vegetables.”
‘What Happens In Kavos’ Quote:
“My teeth are bleeding!”
‘Cell’ Quotes:
“Can a modern city burn?”
“Two weeks later the skies belonged to the birds again and the stock market was a memory. By Halloween, every major city from New York to Moscow stank to the empty heavens and the world has it had been was a memory.”