“I was cleaning the chimney.”
“We have plans for you Peter.”
‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ trailer
‘Arrow’ 2x10 promo
‘Dracula’ 1x09 promo
I love Sea Salt Chocolate.
I read in the paper that Heather Mills is piste off.
There won’t be a review of ‘Banshee’ 1x03 ‘Meet The New Boss’.
The 2013 film ‘A Field In England’ was utter crap.
Reviews of ‘The Shadow Tracer’, ‘The Ravenglass Eye’, ‘Hollow’, ’Protectors’, ’Indexing’, ’Shadows of Falling Night’, ’The Apparition’, ’Excision’, ’The Different Girl’ and ’Iron Night’ forthcoming.
‘A Moody Christmas’ Quotes:
“He’s our crazy uncle in jail. He’s out on day release for Christmas.”
“Water under the bridge mate.”
“This is so like an episode of ‘Neighbours’.
“This place is a joke. I’m going to go find somebody to sue.”
Darren is comforted by Sandy. Ste still will just not OD and die in bed. Dodger and Darren’s friendship is over, they were friends? Phoebe learns Robbie lied about being molested by his uncle. Robbie menaces Finn. Ste buys Peri tart clothes to Sam’s horror. Patrick threatens Maxine in public, how has nobody noticed that Maxine is being abused?
Finn and Robbie plot against John-Paul. Dodger visits Sienna in the nuthouse, he won’t visit Will though. Ste has got over Doug being dead. Robbie and Finn humiliate John-Paul. Sam brands John-Paul a sex pest. Frankie is awful and threatens to evict Ruby. Frankie wouldn’t evict Ruby for bullying Esther to a suicide attempt that destroyed her liver requiring a transplant but she will evict Ruby for being upset that Frankie slept with Ruby’s boyfriend?!?! Frankie is awful.
Carmel is miserable. Danny is awful. Robbie and Finn are vile bullies; Hollyoaks High has learnt nothing from what happened to Esther. Kathleen Angel speaks. Carmel is infertile and she blames the STD incubator Theresa. From the look on Carmel’s face, she has begun to draw up plans against the walking STD Theresa. She could just call the cops and tell them that Theresa killed Carmel’s husband Calvin.
Ste and John-Paul fight in the street. Insults are thrown (Craig walking out, Brendan being a beater, Doug dying, JP having it off with a priest, Ste claming his daughter had cancer) and a fist fight erupts. Ste is a git and proclaims his love for Brendan and how he likes living in the Lomax house as it is Brendan’s old house. Doug is dead you chav! John-Paul continues his abysmal taste in men by making out with Ste. Oh knock it off TPTB. John-Paul has acquired a bad reputation, which will make the coming events of 2014 worse. Theresa’s exit looms closer. And Ruby seems to be on the way out too as she bonds with Trevor over cocaine. Where is Craig? How could he abandon John-Paul after their sunset ending?
“You’ve been sectioned.”
“It’s your sister that should be sorry.”
“You messed her up.”
“You’re afraid to go aren’t you?”
“Will deserves to die alone in that place.”
“You’re really holding out for that husband of the year award aren’t you?”
“It’s a very depressing vegetable, the sprout.”
“Some psycho caved me head in last time I was here.”
“Looking smart. What is it, court appearance?”
“You’re just someone they can’t get rid of. You know, like herpes.”
“50 quid says deli boy kicks Grange Hill’s backside!”
“Step into my grotto.”
“Wearing chinos and selling smoothies.”