The Order of the Dragon wants war against the Ottomans for the oil. Grayson does crap with geo-magnetism. Is Mina the reincarnation of Illona? Does anyone care? The prat Harker reminds me of Charles Saatchi. Mina meddles. Lady Jane is a stick and is turned on when Grayson takes her to a female mud wrestling fight. Peter Woodward of ’Crusade’ guest stars as a General menaced by the Order of the Dragon.
The father of the man driven to suicide seeks vengeance on Grayson and abducts Renfield. Lady Jane nearly pops out of another corset. A vampire fight goes through some glass doors in a good scene, which was the only enjoyable part of this crappy ep.
“A huntsman. A female of all things.”
“My wife died four centuries ago. I know. I was there.”
“You call this a success?”
“Flattery is a dull blade.”
“I could smell her stink on you.”
“He called me a bell-end.”
“I look shot to you?”
“You’re conscious, excellent.”
“Tea. Tibetan fried bread.”
“Feeling guilty about something, probably the hooker he picked up earlier.”
“No friends of any sort.”