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‘Dracula’ 1x03 promo

‘True Detective’ promo

I think I’ll skip ‘Gravity’.

There will be no review of ‘Under The Dome’ 1x10 ‘Let The Games Begin’.

On ‘Hollyoaks’, Will is still in the opening credits. Whatever happened to him attending university? Dirk still has Will’s university acceptance letter but apart from that does not care about Will anymore. Dodger creates fake drama. Patrick lies and he, Dodger and Dirk all hug. Clare’s funeral is to be held and Theresa makes a big, tacky wreath that spells out Clare’s name. Ste and Darren object to this floral tribute. Clare’s older sister Grace who looks like a stewed Julie Burchill shows up.

Sandy learns Fraser has two daughters when Ste smashes up Clare’s wreath and Fraser gets violent. Darren screams. Trevor and Grace prevent Fraser from chasing Ste down with a crowbar. Trevor of all people is Fraser’s morality pet. Ste is loud, obnoxious and deliberately causing fights. Fraser and Grace claim to have loved Clare - where were they then when she married and tried to murder Max? Sam thinks the sun shines out of Fraser’s backside.

Martha leaves. Darren ignores the fact that Sandy is his mother. Ste ignores the fact that the Lomax clan live in Brendan’s old flat. How do the Lomax clan all fit? Tom’s brain seems to have fallen out of his dead. Grace and Fraser make a charm offensive and make evil plans to kill Dr Paul. Said Dr Paul is now hidden in the freezer at Price Slice.

Best Lines:
“My son, the killer.”

“I came this close to shoving him off.”

“And you are?”

“All these loons.”

“That little scrote...he’s the one that should be in a coffin!”

“I’m going to teach Ste Hay a lesson!”

“Trackie wearing lowlife!”

“That scumbag Ste Hay.”

“And a decent man like him doesn’t need a lowlife like you hanging around.”

“That doesn’t make Fraser a bad man.”
“No. But him trying to throttle me does.”

“They’ll never let him out.”
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