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The Walking Dead 3x08 + Supernatural 8x15&8x16 Reviewed

Made To Suffer
New characters show up at the prison and encounter Carl. Andrea is just a dumb concubine now. Glen tears off a dead zombie’s arm to use as a melee weapon. The Governor wants to take out the prison gang. Rick and co attack Woodbury. Michonne realises the extent of the Governor’s insanity. A vicious fight ensures between her and him. Andrea’s stupidity is beyond belief. The Governor war mongers and Merle is reunited with Daryl. This was okay. I want to like this show more but I can’t.

Best Lines:
“We don’t know what’s in there.”
“We know what’s out here.”

“People love it because it feels like what was.”

“We’re in hostile territory.”

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Man’s Best Friend With Benefits
The bros hook up with James (who they’ve allegedly worked with before) who is a cop/witch. His familiar/girlfriend hangs around too. There is bad acting, a narrative cesspit, murders, witch feuds and somehow it all becomes all about Sam again. Why should the idiot Dean trust the snotty Sam? I don’t care about this. There is no happy ending here. Sam has a magic destiny (just like seasons 2&4) and lies to Dean (just like always). Enough.

Best Lines:
“Wow, you’re quick.”

“Witchcraft James, really?”

“Sit, sit.”

“He’s gone ripper.”

“Your total ruination seemed appropriate.”

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Remember The Titans
Sam spits up blood and lies. Kevin is still off-screen taking a long time translating an unknown script in an unknown language. The bros encounter a hobo who turns out to be Prometheus. There’s a sob story, Zeus in a suit, Artemis being dumb and bad acting. This started promisingly but turned gooey and negative. This was stupid, there are ‘Hercules: The Legendary Journeys’ episodes better than this.

Best Lines:
“It’s a book, read it.”

“People don’t walk away from that, zombies do.”

“Dead my ass.”

“The gods before the gods.”

“The god of hunters couldn’t find a shack in Montana.”
Tags: supernatural, the walking dead
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