Eric and Nora screw and escape; now Nora is sorry for all her murdering? The AVL lie and boast. The humans prepare to fight back. Something is wrong with every one of these charisma in reverse characters. A crazy fairy (Erica Gimpel) bores. Nora and Eric ignore their equal culpability in what’s going on.
The evil and vile Steve and Russell menace boring fairies. Everyone bigs up Warlow, who I assume is the big bad of season 6. Holly’s brat sons annoy. Alcide’s dad decides to man up again. Alcide won’t wear a shirt and attacks some ground with an axe. Andy descends into burning confusion and eyeballing ferocity when he learns something.
There is no philosophical enquiry to this season, no reason why I should be moved. Instead it’s all indulgent, nihilistic sneering with way too much focus on the sadistic, crazy and desolate AVL. This season also has an unnecessary level of bitterness and nastiness. This show is nothing but a soulless corporate entity now with quirky kook oddball characters who induce general fatigue. TPTB’s creative instincts are blurred and stagnant. In short this episode, like this season stank.
“They are food and nothing more.”
“You psychotic bloodsuckers.”
“Roman was an infidel who defied the word of Lilith.”
“We own the day.”
“There’s not a drop of Elijah anywhere.”
“Little ginger bitch.”
“Ke$ha? For or against?”
“It is forbidden to speak of these things.”
“A reason that you slut your heart out to every cute guy out there with fangs.”
“A dark time is coming.”
“Bill, Eric: they’ve gone crazy. Found vampire religion.”
“I’m sorry for putting your butt up on Facebook.”
“You can take that to the bank.”
“Lots of people might think I’m stupid. But those people are wrong.”
But Will’s eccentricity counts against him and he’s ideal to frame as he’s so deeply weird. Jack shoots Will. Hannibal serves ‘veal’ (aka the useless Abigail) to his shrink. Will’s locked up in the nuthouse and Hannibal is on the other side of the glass. This was not good because everyone was stupid. So in season 2 Will will be cleared, Hannibal will be uncovered and Will should get a massive settlement from the FBI.
“It’s the least of your problems.”
“I never think about living beyond that span of time, except by reputation.”
“Someone is making sure that no one believes me.”
“A man filled with dark and swarming with flies.”
“There’s a whole world full of people beyond the town line that don’t know who or what we are. Ever think of what might happen if one of them were to come pay us a visit?”
“Now scurry off.”
“I just imagined a bigger roof, with turrets.”
“What you’ve done cannot be undone.”