‘Get Lucky’ trailer
Another ridiculous Brit flick about well hard gangsters. It does seem to be Danny Dyer free though.
‘The Conjuring’ TV spot
Creepy.
Heir comes Prince George.
Matt Smith’s new haircut makes him look like a skinhead.
Review of ‘City of Glass’ forthcoming.
I am reading ‘City of Ashes’.
They’re remaking ‘Flowers in the Attic’! Yay!
All the video stores are gone, anyone else miss them?
Potato salad = yum.
Chorizo = delicious.
‘28 Days Later’ Quotes:
“It started as rioting...and then it wasn’t on the TV anymore. It was in the street outside; it was coming through your window.”
“By the time they tried to evacuate the cities it was already too late.”
“They’re running from the infected.”
‘City of Ashes’ Quotes:
“An Institute should be open to any of the Nephilim who mean no harm to the inhabitants.”
“What if they mean harm to us?”
“The Shadowhunter thing - they’re like a cult.”
“They had something I needed.”
“What? A sense of decency?”
“And don’t bother feeding me some story about how you just happened to wander along after he spontaneously died. I know you did this.”
“Last time we faced a demon, she just cowered and screamed.”
“You’re using a wall to prop you up. That’s not my definition of ‘standing’.”
“He’s not dead.”
“Have you checked? I could kick him if you want.”
“She was still perched on the coffee table, knife in hand.”
“I can’t believe he didn’t have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter.”
“I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly.”
“Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?”
“You freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?”
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On ‘Hollyoaks’, Patrick pets Maxine on the head as he gives her a weight complex and emotionally abuses her some more. Carmel’s scar has magically vanished. Jim is indeed Browning’s stalker at the behest of Trevor. Nancy catches Darren and Sienna at it. Darren is as dim as Helen Flanagan.
Nancy asks drug counsellor Sandy Roscoe for help. Liberty Savage is stupid and leaves. Maxine thinks Patrick is uptight because he ‘cares’ and defends him. Will has horrible dress sense. Dodger screams about Texas, nobody cares. John Paul gets a new man. Nancy attacks Sienna. Darren throws her out, again. Sienna wants Darren’s baby. Nancy gulps pills. Frankie is her usual awful uncaring self. Sinead decides to get a job at an escort agency. Will decides to kill Ash.
Best Lines:
“I’m not mad you see, it’s him.”
“I hate the noise you make! I have to suffer it every morning.”
“Can you believe it? In our bed? I’d only just cleaned the sheets! She helped me choose those sheets.”
“Only caught my husband in bed with the nanny last night.”
“I’m scared social services are out there watching me, waiting for me to trip up.”
“Yeah and being an escort’s really going to get them off your back innit Sinead?”