epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Hannibal 1x09 + Once Upon A Time 2x07 Reviewed

Trou Normand
A horrible totem pole of death bodies is built on a beach. Will does more staring. Hannibal gaslights Will some more. Abigail is back and finally admits something that Jack knew all along. Will monologues, Alana thinks Will is unstable and Hannibal mumbles. Jack and Alana are dumb. A geriatric serial killer (Lance Henriksen) is located somehow. Will is dumb and Abigail trusts someone she shouldn’t. This was okay.

Best Lines:
“There is something wrong with me.”

“If you open this door Abigail, you won’t control what comes through.”

“I want to go on record as saying that this is a very bad idea.”

“They never saw me coming unless I wanted em to see me coming.”

“Prison is going to be a luxury.”

“All those people around you, knowing that you made it happen.”

Child Of The Moon
The dwarves find fairy dust down the mine. Henry will not shut up and go away. The evil King lurks promising to do bad things. Oh piss off you old fart. Red’s moon time is upon here. Boring flashbacks show how she met a pack of other wolves including her mother in scenes that ripped off ‘Company of Wolves’.

Red’s baby voice annoys, Henry has boring nightmares, people die and the evil King proves the old idiom that some wolves are hairy on the inside. The boring evil King whips up a rent a mob and flaming torches.

There is bad acting and this was awful. Why is season 2 so bad? David’s a moron, the evil King gloats and back in fairytale land Aurora bores some more.

Best Lines:
“When the moon rises, we’ll feast on a Princess.”

“I chose me!”
Tags: hannibal, once upon a time

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