The Dance of the Red Death by Bethany Griffin
The sequel to ‘The Masque of the Red Death’ is disappointing, not to mention boring. Araby tries to find a cure for the Red Death, foil the evil Prospero and choose between two awful boys. Elliott and Will are tools, Prospero is defeated by falling over and Araby attends a party. This was dull and tranquilised brachiosaurus slow.
Best Line:
“I’m not sure what she thinks I was doing, all those nights at the Debauchery Club.”